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magiccarpetride
25-01-2012, 21:37
- you buy new speakers based solely on their measurement parameters

- you buy new flat screen TV only after conducting a series of double blind randomized statistically valid tests

- you are convinced that it is only possible to hear differences between two audio systems due to the fact that such differences exist solely in your head

- you insist in connecting your speakers to your power amplifier with coat hangers

- upon buying an expensive new amplifier, you immediately throw away the power cable that came with it and replace it with a kettle cable that's lying around the house

- you enjoy participating in the race to the bottom by frequenting Walmart stores in search of the shittiest, cheapest possible DVD player (anything over $20 qualifies as emperor's new clothes), because you know that a good DAC will render any difference in digital players opaque

- you convert all your digital music library to 128 kbps mp3 because you know that it is impossible to hear any difference between heavily compressed lossy format and a high definition (24 bit 192 kHz) lossless format

Your turn...


(P.S. A definition of a being a redneck is possessing "glorious absence of sophistication". Aesthetic concerns seem to be topping the list of things that remain inscrutable for the audiophile rednecks. They only seem capable of listening to music if they happen to be holding an SPL meter in their hands, while constantly reading the measured values displayed on the meter.)

Alex_UK
25-01-2012, 21:50
Your turn...

Who needs sophisticated speaker jumpers... :eek:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Rogers-LS6a-Loudspeakers-/330675719282?pt=UK_AudioVideoElectronics_HomeAudio HiFi_HiFiSpeakers&hash=item4cfdcf0c72#ht_622wt_1396

TBL
25-01-2012, 22:40
Usually the people who shout loudest are the most guilty. I'm guessing at least three of those fit you personally.

Your turn..

WOStantonCS100
25-01-2012, 22:48
I continue to horde "flip-needle" ceramic cartridges because that's the only way to truly get that authentic 70's changer sound. Ummmmm...






NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

magiccarpetride
25-01-2012, 22:52
Usually the people who shout loudest are the most guilty. I'm guessing at least three of those fit you personally.

Your turn..

Wouldn't it be nice to find a dirt cheap 'made in China' DVD player for $8.00 that would beat the $28,000.00 CD player I've listened to at the local audio store? Or better yet, find a 'giant killer' DVD player bundled up in a box of cereals.

greenhomeelectronics
27-01-2012, 09:10
Do audiophile rednecks believe in reintarnation?

prestonchipfryer
27-01-2012, 10:20
And you replace all your equipments' feet with old cassette boxes!

:D John

Puffin
27-01-2012, 13:46
Do audiophile rednecks believe in reintarnation?

No, they just drink Moonshine and bite the heads off live chickens.....Yeeee Haaaaaa:eyebrows::eyebrows:

Just think what would have been if it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe..:scratch:

magiccarpetride
27-01-2012, 18:29
You talk about "CAF" (Cousin Acceptance Factor)

magiccarpetride
27-01-2012, 18:30
You think Felatio is a reviewer for 6moons.com

Alex_UK
27-01-2012, 21:23
:lol:

goraman
28-01-2012, 02:45
- you up grade the power cord on your computer monitor then start a thread about it on a audio forum...

magiccarpetride
30-01-2012, 17:40
- you up grade the power cord on your computer monitor then start a thread about it on a audio forum...

And vice versa.

Slippershod
31-01-2012, 15:48
You think Felatio is a reviewer for 6moons.com

aye, the head of the concern, I believe ...

Alex_UK
31-01-2012, 19:25
And his reviews are hard to swallow.

Macca
31-01-2012, 22:17
And they suck

magiccarpetride
31-01-2012, 23:57
- If you place Shakti Stone on top of your old broken Shakti Stone -- you may be an audiophile redneck.

The Grand Wazoo
01-02-2012, 00:11
http://pics.rofl.to/pic/redneck-hifi-system

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joember/5539382562/

morris_minor
01-02-2012, 08:19
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joember/5539382562/

Nice bass bin, there . . . :lol:

shabby64
01-02-2012, 08:55
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/asian_redneck_car_stereo.JPG

:rfl:

magiccarpetride
01-02-2012, 17:51
- If you place your Bushmaster DAC on top of your old Caiman DAC -- you may be an audiophile redneck