Any idea

[Rare Bird]

Take a perminant break away from the Mother-in-law, maybe a one way ticket to the moon? I'm pig sick of her skits regarding boozing, she never fails to have a go, just because her hubby used to turn into a monster after a skin full, it seems every bloke is the same (according to her)...

[Tim]

Can't help here fella - never had a mother-in-law and never likely to either :eyebrows:

[Reid Malenfant]

:D Damn it Andr'e, there is always something up m8 :eyebrows:

You could try a laxative in her tea or coffee :lol: Then wave it at her after she's drunk it :mad:

[Rare Bird]

Last thing i wants her shating herself on our sofa :D

[Jonboy]

One way ticket to a Swiss clinic :eyebrows:

Mine lives next door and is currently perched on our sofa, good job she's an alkie like the rest of us

[Rare Bird]

Christ Jon. i feel for you, next door :eek:

[snapper]

Last thing i wants her shitting herself on our sofa :D

Ask her to wear a nappy.

:eyebrows:


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/diaper.jpg

[Thing Fish]

Set fire to her...!

[brian2957]

Maybe she has your best interests at heart:eyebrows:

[YNWaN]

I used to get on fine with my mother in law, better than my wife did anyway.

[brian2957]

That's my experience too . Me and old ' Hatchet face ' are the best of

friends.

[Rare Bird]

:lolsign:

[brian2957]

It's true , I think she was glad to have me take her wayward ( and very

expensive ) daughter off her hands . I'm looking over my shoulder as I write

this as SWMBO is omnipresent and omnipotent in my house . Didn't know

what those words meant until I met her ;)

[goraman]

Andre, When your wifes not around, give her a stern look then spit in her eye!
Don't stop looking in her eyes not till after she's done pissin herself and runs locks her self in the bathroom.
Scares the shit out of even the toughest old batz.
Then go open a warm pint of what ever the hell it is you drink over there.
She needs an understanden ITZ YOUR HOUSE, AND YOUR THE MAN.
BOL. (best of luck)
If your lucky shell hate you and never come back,if your unlucky shell still come to visit but shell mind her own damned business.

[goraman]

I'll bet Andre leaves the toilet seat down.

[Covenant]

Spike her tea and get her ratfaced. Then when she starts you can remind her.....

[jazzpiano]

Nice groove on that tune! Dig this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9UV3kNoIQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFQRCwCSEEc&feature=related (extended, multi-instrument version)
~Barry

[jazzpiano]

Sorry Andre. The JB was supposed to go w/ The Animated Egg.

~Barry

[Marco]

Last thing i wants her shating herself on our sofa :D

S'ok, her Tena lady pants would likely absorb the flow of 'jobette' before any spillage occurred! :lol:

Marco.

[jazzpiano]

I know it's easier said then done, especially with family, but don't waste your time getting pulled into discussions with, or letting other people, who are obviously judgmental and opinionated, get under your skin. Life's too short - ask yourself how much time do I spend thinking about this. If you engage these types too much in discussion the only person it messes with is you. Your other option is to confront her attitudes openly (you're probably doing this in your mind already), it might feel good, but stay in control - you start it when you feel like it, and you end it when you feel like it.
Your house, your (and your wife's) rules - from now on no comments or discussions about __________. If you don't like it, I believe the word is scarber?

Hope this helps,
Barry

[Rare Bird]

'D' Day today :lolsign:

un be know to her i have Red wine stock which will materialise later this afternoon right before her eyes :rfl:

[jazzpiano]

To help inspire you in the trenches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=q7vtWB4owdE&NR=1

~Barry :cool:

[Alex_UK]

I used to get on fine with my mother in law, better than my wife did anyway.

In my case "I used to get on fine with my mother in law, better than my wife"

:lol:

Nice one Andre...

What you need to do when the wine arrives is open one of the bottles, get a glass out and then say, "nah, fuck it, hardly worth the bother pouring it" and then neck the whole lot down in one straight from the bottle. Do a great big belch, and then proceed to open another. I bet she won't say a word... ;)

[Rare Bird]

I sup wine out of a pint pot anyway so that kinda goes without saying, too much trouble getting up to refill :eyebrows:

[Alex_UK]

I sup wine out of a pint pot anyway so that kinda goes without saying, too much trouble getting up to refill :eyebrows:

That doesn't surprise me! :lol: ;)

[Beechwoods]

I'm looking forward to the update Andr'e.

Leave the loo seat up ;)

[Rare Bird]

Na i don't waste booze down the sh*t house, :lolsign:

put it this way i was in the club before 9:00 PM :eyebrows: