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TBL
07-10-2011, 15:21
Why do people duck when they get out of helicopters.
MartinT
07-10-2011, 15:52
Because they'd like to keep their heads on? Heli blades can whip up and down unpredictably.
Beechwoods
07-10-2011, 17:08
Great idea for a thread Ian! Here's a couple more...

Why do people lean over as they go round a corner in a car?
Why does the first person in the bus queue never have the right change or know where they're going?
Reid Malenfant
07-10-2011, 17:12
Why do people lean over as they go round a corner in a car?
Getting in practise for that motorcycle they always dreamed of purchasing :lol:
Tim
07-10-2011, 17:19
Why do people duck when they get out of helicopters.
. . . to get a better view?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/greatgig/ui2ik89f9350ed8viewattth132dcceb8bc.jpg

:)
Reid Malenfant
07-10-2011, 17:20
:stalks: :stalks: :eyebrows:
Beechwoods
07-10-2011, 17:33
Good Lord! I need a lie down now.
webby
07-10-2011, 17:37
Why, when you're driving along a street looking for a particular house, do you feel the need to turn the car stereo/radio down?
webby
07-10-2011, 17:39
. . . to get a better view?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/greatgig/ui2ik89f9350ed8viewattth132dcceb8bc.jpg

:)

What's this picture got to do with helicopters?

Edit: Oh, I see it now :lol:
Rare Bird
07-10-2011, 17:49
Why do people get so blinded by certain products?
webby
07-10-2011, 17:56
Why can't people let some things lie?
TBL
07-10-2011, 19:41
Another day another thought,


The worlds population has just hit 7 billion. If everyone of those 7 billion spat at exactly the same time, how big would the tsunami be?
shane
07-10-2011, 20:53
Why can you be disgruntled, but not gruntled?
MartinT
07-10-2011, 21:00
Why do flammable and inflammable both mean things are going to get hot?
Rare Bird
07-10-2011, 23:12
Why do flammable and inflammable both mean things are going to get hot?

Your an intellegent man why dont u know the difference?
WOStantonCS100
08-10-2011, 00:29
...all of this is definitely going down the crapper...
Rare Bird
08-10-2011, 13:05
Why do women go out on the town half undressed regardless of the weather
bogle111
08-10-2011, 15:11
Why do women go out on the town half undressed regardless of the weather

That one is easy even for me

1 - enticement?
2 - they are cold blooded?
3 - to make men feel somehow weak. Some try it all their lives and usually just end up making the men feel that women are dumb?.;)

All three answers work for me.
Alex_UK
08-10-2011, 17:36
Not wishing to be "regionist" but it always seems to be far worse "oop North" - I have no idea why, though, that women North of Watford Gap should need or feel the desire to wear less clothes than their Southern counterparts... :scratch:
Welder
08-10-2011, 17:55
Wait, I’ve got this right haven’t I; this is a bunch of guys complaining that women aren’t wearing enough clothes :doh:



(I’m going to have to stop coming here. If it ain’t the whinging owld gits it’s the my Hi Fi is more antique than yours)
Beechwoods
08-10-2011, 18:45
I suspect that maybe some of them go out looking for girls that aren't wearing enough clothes so they have an excuse to 'warm them up' ;)
Rare Bird
08-10-2011, 20:08
That one is easy even for me


Sorry but No i have a simple answer
Rare Bird
08-10-2011, 20:12
Wait, I’ve got this right haven’t I; this is a bunch of guys complaining that women aren’t wearing enough clothes :doh:


Get real John.. ffk sake man, ive recently crosses three arses from my Christmas Card list on AOS don't let U be the fourth!
Marco
08-10-2011, 20:15
Lol... The funniest thing is, the fatter they are and the bigger the arse they've got, the LESS clothes they wear! :doh:

Oh, some of the sights I've seen parading around Wrexham on a Saturday night, and no, it's not my reflection in the shop windows!! :lol: :lol:

Marco.
Rare Bird
08-10-2011, 20:19
Was a time where it was hard work getting a shag, nowadays it's handed on a plate :scratch:
Beechwoods
08-10-2011, 20:21
and no, it's not my reflection in the shop windows!! :lol: :lol:

:lolsign: Scary thoughts Marco, scary thoughts!
Rare Bird
08-10-2011, 20:22
Just dont pull fat people down ok! we cant all be arses that look as though they aint had a sunday dinner in years That goes for U Marco
Marco
08-10-2011, 20:25
:lolsign: Scary thoughts Marco, scary thoughts!


Hehehehe... You betcha, girlfriend!! :bum:

Marco.
Rare Bird
08-10-2011, 20:43
:lolsign: Scary thoughts Marco, scary thoughts!

:wanker: (dont forget to moderate this post)