Scary things on ebay...

[Mike]

Pulled straight from an ebay advert...




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By shian7 (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/shian7) at 2011-06-20



Bejeesuz! :doh:

[Mike]

PS... Ali is not allowed to reply!

He knows what the problem is. ;)

[Reid Malenfant]

:scratch: Perhaps i need a prod, but i can't see the ebay advert. I seem to be able to see a few pics on a photo hosting site though :confused:

[Mike]

I didn't bother posting the whole advert, just a picture from it.

Look closely! :lol:

[Reid Malenfant]

:lolsign:

Ok, got it :eek:

[Mike]

He's the whole advert if anyone wants it...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pair-Gu-48-GU48-833A-TRIOD-TRANSMITTING-TUBE-/320713214403?pt=Vintage_Electronics_R2&hash=item4aabff49c3

[Jonboy]

look closely at the reflection in the valves, the Rusky taking the photo is in his undercrackers :lol:

[Mike]

... and socks.

[Alex_UK]

:lol:

"RUSSIAN BIG TRIOD :)" - difficult to tell from that angle...!

[Tim]

:lolsign:

[Reid Malenfant]

I have seen similar ebay antics posted elsewhere, it's amazing that people just don't look at their pictures. One was similar with a bloke in his pants but advertising a dining table & chairs, his reflection was in a mirror & he didn't see it :mental:

Would you buy a table & chairs from a guy in his pants :lol:

[Mike]

I was going to ask him on ebay if the undercrackers were included in the sale, but thought better of it.

I get enough offers of 'Russian Brides' etc. as it is! :lol:

[Alex_UK]

http://www.dazereader.com/kettle.jpg

[Mike]

Did you just go and take that pic' specially for us? :eyebrows:

[Alex_UK]

Did you just go and take that pic' specially for us? :eyebrows:

No, this one's me! ;)

http://www.unconditional.co.nz/helping-hand/files/2008/08/naked-man-in-mirror-5.jpg

[Alex_UK]

And here's the wife!

http://www.sneakmove.com/images/reflect02107.png

[Reid Malenfant]

THATS THE ONE! Alex :lolsign: Except someone appears to have no pants :eyebrows:

[Mike]

No, this one's me! ;)

http://www.unconditional.co.nz/helping-hand/files/2008/08/naked-man-in-mirror-5.jpg

Awww, bless... you should go and pop the heating on, it looks like it might be a bit cold in there! :lolsign:

[Beechwoods]

Sad to say I spotted it before the reveal... oh dear. Oh dear dear dear. We should have prefixed the thread NSFW! :eek: :booty:

[Tim]

:lolsign:

Alex I'm a little disturbed that a) you already had these pictures or b) you knew where to find them :lol:

[Marco]

... and socks.

He also looks like he's wearing an 'adult nappy' or some form of plastic pants! :lol: :lol:

The dude's defo into infantilism. He might wear his baby-gro next time, if you ask him nicely ;)

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

:lolsign:

Alex I'm a little disturbed that a) you already had these pictures or b) you knew where to find them :lol:

Take it you don't want to buy my kettle or dining suite, then? :D

[Barry]

Ah come on! Don't any of you occasionally listen to your system wearing nothing other than your 'kecks'? I'll confess - at times I do!

Regards

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Music to masturbate to :lolsign:

I met a weird druggo (told this story many times so switch off if it gets boring) called Ken Sheaffer. He was a good engineer but a bit bonkers due to all the different stuff he did. Any way he was running a Cerwin Vega test rig PA, the first one with folded horn bass bins, in Maddison Sq Gdns early 70's. He had a bet with one of the other engineers that he could find the resonant frequency of the human bowel. Concert interval and handy sig gen direct injected into the desk. He found it!! people were injured in the crush to get to the loo s. Hell of a stink :lol: about it the following day including interviews with der local fuzz, followed a few days later with an offer of employment from the CIA.

His other famous one was the musical dildo. Plugged in the tape out and modulated and pulsed the dildo to the beat of the music. Easy to build for all the DIYers here.

[Spectral Morn]

I have just wet myself laughing at this, what kind of prat takes photos in his pants of stuff going on ebay :doh:

I remember in an interview with Hawkwind that they admitted using sound to target punters at their gigs.....sonic attack.


Regards D S D L

[Barry]

Music to masturbate to :lolsign:

I met a weird druggo (told this story many times so switch off if it gets boring) called Ken Sheaffer. He was a good engineer but a bit bonkers due to all the different stuff he did. Any way he was running a Cerwin Vega test rig PA, the first one with folded horn bass bins, in Maddison Sq Gdns early 70's. He had a bet with one of the other engineers that he could find the resonant frequency of the human bowel. Concert interval and handy sig gen direct injected into the desk. He found it!! people were injured in the crush to get to the loo s. Hell of a stink :lol: about it the following day including interviews with der local fuzz, followed a few days later with an offer of employment from the CIA.

His other famous one was the musical dildo. Plugged in the tape out and modulated and pulsed the dildo to the beat of the music. Easy to build for all the DIYers here.

There's no mystery here. Sub 5Hz, and the whole body tends to resonate, with unfortunate and 'embarrasing' effect. The French investigated this phenomenon as a means of anti-riot or crowd control, using huge vehicle- mounted horn loudspeakers. Never put into practice, as the operators themselves had to wear protective padding to avoid the effects: looking much like the 'Michelin Man'.

[Marco]

Ah come on! Don't any of you occasionally listen to your system wearing nothing other than your 'kecks'? I'll confess - at times I do!


I hope you're not prancing around like that too near those 57s, sweety, as when you get, erm, somewhat 'over-excited' at the wonderful sound of your system, you wouldn't want any 'stray moisture' starting a fire! :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Barry]

I hope you're not prancing around like that too near those 57s, as when you get, erm, somewhat 'over-excited' at the wonderful sound of your system, you wouldn't want any 'stray moisture' starting a fire! :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

Marco.

Nay probs' Marco. My '57s are complete with an earthed external grill, as well as as being fitted with internal dust covers.

Can't say I've ever got 'over excited', as you describe, when listening to music. However, when talking on the phone to my girlfriend - well that is a different matter. :eyebrows:

Regards

[Yoga]

Pulled straight from an ebay advert...

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By shian7 (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/shian7) at 2011-06-20

Bejeesuz! :doh:

HAhahaha! :D

[Marco]

If you zoom-in closely, you can see a little pish splash on the front..... :lolsign:

Marco.

[Mike]

If you zoom-in closely

Erm.... Why, I mean really, WHY whould any of us wish to do something like that? Seriously! :nono:

[Marco]

:lolsign: :lolsign:

Marco.

[prestonchipfryer]

If you zoom-in closely, you can see a little pish splash on the front..... :lolsign:

Marco.

Yes, yes! I can see it! :flasher:

[Marco]

:lol: :lol: :D :D

There is a scratch 'n' sniff option, I believe!

Marco.