Just for fun......

[jantheman]

Alternative names for well known songs.

I'll start you off with...Message in a bottle (Police)...Massage in a brothel.

Theres 100's out there so lets see what materialises.

[keiths]

I've always called "A Groovy Kind Of Love" "The Corduroy Condom Song"

Then there's always "Holding Back The Ears" - http://www.rathergood.com/holding

[jantheman]

Sir E.J. Don't let your son go down on me.

[Thing Fish]

Or... Don't let my Mum go down on me...!

[Thing Fish]

Ashford and Simpson... Solid as my c**k

[Thing Fish]

The Police - Sue Lawley

[Effem]

I used to hate that Bruce Windscreen bloke, but I listens to him now he has grown up.

The last decent LP that Joan Armourplating made was Me, Myself, I.