View Full Version : Center for Disease Control WARNING!
Seriously the center for disease control in the U.S.A. has issued this.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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speakerman19422
21-05-2011, 01:54
I saw that on the news today. Is it a coincidence that this was issued right before Harold Campings prediction of Judgement Day on May 21 ? The zombies have to be shot in the head to die I would presume.
I'm glad the CDC has created a emergency preparedness plan for a Zombie Armageddon.
I can't tell you how relived I am, California is expecting a major earth quake,our Levey's are under stress from all the rains and there worried a fast snow melt could flood us.
The U.S. has had tornado's,floods and where going completely broke with stores closing up and unemployment skyrocketing.
But should we ever get attacked by mobs of brain eating zombies,well be ready!
Hey! what would a princess Beatrice zombie look like, I think pretty much the same...
UHH those brain eating teeth,that woman has a full pack O chiclets.
Welcome speakerman19422 YOUR FIRST POST!
Don't forget to introduce your self and post a snap shot of your gear!
I'm Jeff
You will love it here!
Some od us believe Zombies already rule the world or is that Lizards Lol
Beechwoods
21-05-2011, 06:15
I saw that on the news today. Is it a coincidence that this was issued right before Harold Campings prediction of Judgement Day on May 21 ? The zombies have to be shot in the head to die I would presume.
Oh, yes, I almost forgot today was important!
today is they day we're all going to die, nice
Beechwoods
21-05-2011, 07:19
Better do something meaningful then, make the most of it :)
Enjoy it while it lasts lol
The Grand Wazoo
21-05-2011, 08:25
All this end of the world stuff - I don't understand what the problem is, 'cos I feel fine.................or so says this zombie
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Beechwoods
21-05-2011, 08:27
Apparently Mr Campings' original date was back in 1994. I'm not sure how he fronted that when it came and went, but let's not be too complacent. He could be second time lucky.
The Grand Wazoo
21-05-2011, 08:28
We're all rooting for him!
Beechwoods
21-05-2011, 08:29
I certainly have nothing to fear from the day of judgement. It could be quite exciting.
I certainly have nothing to fear from the day of judgement. It could be quite exciting.
I think you need to get out more, Nick! ;)
http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac233/Macca_photos_2009/road-sign-1-2.jpg
Zombies have been in society for a very long time and they have been safely housed and contented in a secure establishment with all their needs catered for, so thus far they have been satiated.
Trouble is, the government are implementing savage cuts in the public sector and if they pick on the tax offices to cut staffing levels, by heck society is in deep trouble when they start roaming the streets :eek:
Stratmangler
21-05-2011, 10:04
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Techno Commander
21-05-2011, 11:50
Oh no.....................too late!!!!
http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss203/Lerxst_2009/amy-winehouse-arrest.jpg
Reid Malenfant
21-05-2011, 11:54
PMSL :lol:
Andy you are on top form today m8 ;)
Oh no.....................too late!!!!
http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss203/Lerxst_2009/amy-winehouse-arrest.jpg
Who is that? Looks like a member of Betty Blowtorch.
It's the first time I have seen a woman with a tear drop tattoo under her eye.
She needs a major make over!
Techno Commander
21-05-2011, 18:20
Amy Winehouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse)
Or Army Whorehouse depending on who you listen to. :)
Personally, I wouldnt go near her with Marcos barge pole.
Amy Winehouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse)
Or Army Whorehouse depending on who you listen to. :)
Personally, I wouldnt go near her with Marcos barge pole.
I get it the UK's Lindsy Lohan.
No, I couldn't find a Lindsy pic that could top this one so the UK bad girl beats out the U.S. bad girl with little compairison.
Techno Commander
21-05-2011, 21:13
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v727/zackerty/funny-morning-awesomeness-18.jpg
Reid Malenfant
21-05-2011, 21:17
I get it the UK's Lindsy Lohan.
No, I couldn't find a Lindsy pic that could top this one so the UK bad girl beats out the U.S. bad girl with little compairison.
Jeez Jeff, you have managed to find the best picture ever for putting men off of women :lolsign:
What a totally horrible, disgusting, dragged out of the sewer looking female she is :spew:
Sad thing is there are pictures of her when she is not bad looking too so it shows how fast drugs can take you down hill.
http://visboo.com/amy-winehouse-totally-ruined.html
photo 1 not bad looking/photo 2 EEEkkkk!
Reid Malenfant
21-05-2011, 22:00
I can't believe she ever looked "pretty" :eyebrows:
Just my opinion though, i find absolutely nothing attractive about her, she is kind of like a female Pete Doherty...
I can't believe she ever looked "pretty" :eyebrows:
Just my opinion though, i find absolutely nothing attractive about her, she is kind of like a female Pete Doherty...
I meant to say she wasn't bad looking but drugs made her a mess.
Looks pretty here.
Reid Malenfant
21-05-2011, 22:15
:lolsign: It's ok Jeff :) Difference of opinion m8, i find her repellant even with the so called pretty pics ;) Drugs or not..
I will have to get one of her Cd's just for curiosity's sake.
Can anyone recommend one.
Let's not be too hard on Amy. She is/was a great talent, both records are very good indeed. With great talent often comes great instability. Plus she made some bad choices when it came to men:rolleyes:
Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand,:eyebrows:, is an Uber--Babe who is beyond serious criticism:). Lindsay. Sweetheart, if you are reading this I am a true-blood scouser I can show you how to nick a diamond necklace without getting caught;) - PM me!
ok Mark, I found a American singer thats even worse looking IMO.
Reid Malenfant
21-05-2011, 22:39
ok Mark, I found a American singer that beats her hands down.
Courtney Love is vastly better looking than Amy Winehouse :eyebrows:
Sure they both use lots of makeup, but looking at the foundations.......
:)
I posted the ugly pic,I even changed my quote because I couldn't get it to copy.
The third picture is the one that compares.
I think she is better looking than Cortny Love.
Let's not be too hard on Amy. She is/was a great talent, both records are very good indeed. With great talent often comes great instability. Plus she made some bad choices when it came to men:rolleyes:
Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand,:eyebrows:, is an Uber--Babe who is beyond serious criticism:). Lindsay. Sweetheart, if you are reading this I am a true-blood scouser I can show you how to nick a diamond necklace without getting caught;) - PM me!
She's all yours.
She's all yours.
Cheers Jeff!:)
WARNING! This link could turn you gay!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1103995.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=1103995&nSlide=4
picture 4 of 14 UK wins!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1103995.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=1103995&nSlide=4
picture 4 of 14 UK wins!
That's a real British woman mate, none of yer anorexic 'California Girls' over here:lolsign:
That's a real British woman mate, none of yer anorexic 'California Girls' over here:lolsign:
It's a good thing she got out of the water,I think I saw a Japanese whaling boat.
I have seen some real British women,and they where not frumpy.
Thats ok all she needs is a goofy hat to draw attention away from the rest of her.
It's a good thing she got out of the water,I think I saw a Japanese whaling boat.
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:lolsign:
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