Royal Wedding

[Thing Fish]

Jerusalem is a big favourite of mine when it comes to massed-choral performances

Love that tune as well. I always belt it out when the chaps run out at Twickers.

[BTH K10A]

Love that tune as well. I always belt it out when the chaps run out at Twickers.

Running chaps out at Twickers and belting it !!! :eek:

[Marco]

Oh noooooooo... Royal Weddings and bloody cricket in the one thread :doh:

All we need now is someone to start going on about St George and lions! Time to...... :door:

Here, take this, ya bass.... :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:

:ner: :wave:

Marco.

[Stratmangler]

Oh noooooooo... Royal Weddings and bloody cricket in the one thread :doh:

All we need now is someone to start going on about St George and lions! Time to :door:

Here, take this, ya bass.... :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:

:ner: :wave:

Marco.

Marco

I think you'll find that the game at Twickenham is played by men with odd shaped balls ;)

[Alex_UK]

Oh noooooooo... Royal Weddings and bloody cricket in the one thread :doh:

:D

[Beechwoods]

Marco's a fan of this lot methinks http://www.twickenhamcc.net/ ;)

[Marco]

Hahahaha... Too much vino!! :lol:

Besides, any ball game which doesn't involve 11-a-side and a large round ball is for poofs! :ner:

Marco.

[Jonboy]

I watched them say i do then went out to get building materials, very quiet everywhere at 11:15 this morning, i did somthing constructive with my unpaid day off and knocked up 4 ton of concrete for my footings, same again tommorow no rest for the wicked.

Just been informed were getting the DVD of the wedding on Monday :doh:

[Thing Fish]

Oh noooooooo... Royal Weddings and bloody cricket in the one thread

Cricket..!

And there's me thinking all you boyos were well into Rugby? Surely you aren't into girlball!!!!!:lol:;)

[Jonboy]

Cricket..!

And there's me thinking all you boyos were well into Rugby? Surely you aren't into girlball!!!!!:lol:;)

Poofs play with round balls where as real men play with odd shaped leather balls

[Alex_UK]

I think Marco's favourite sport is beech volleyball - spectating only, obviously! ;)

[Jonboy]

I think Marco's favourite sport is beech volleyball - spectating only, obviously! ;)

Mine too but it really must be watched when wifey's out to get the full benefits :eyebrows:

[Marco]

Hehehe.... Twickers, shmickers - the only ground and ball game I'm interested in are those involving this great Glasgow team:


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Marco.

[Alex_UK]

Mine too but it really must be watched when wifey's out to get the full benfits :eyebrows:

Or are you talking about the Wedding DVD when it gets there on Monday, freeze-framing Pippa Middleton? :stalks:

I bet Harry is pissed as a fart trying to cop off with her right now! :lol:

[Techno Commander]

Apparently, Pippa Middleton's Ass (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pippa-Middleton-Ass-Appreciation-Society/183120471735513) has its own facebook site and already has over 16,000 followers. :lolsign:

Anyway, back to the wedding itself. I still believe that when its time to put on the "Pomp and Ceremony", we still do it far better than anyone else does and no matter what anyones personal thoughts are, it was a good day for Great Britain.

[Techno Commander]

I bet Harry is pissed as a fart trying to cop off with her right now! :lol:

I would be.:lol:

http://www.3am.co.uk/upload/image/592x0/7de871b4-0e65-4166-802f-e3f56690ae29.jpg

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/29/article-1304096554984-0BD5E9C900000578-717404_466x516.jpg

[Marco]

What do you think he's saying? Or, more importantly, what's his right hand doing? ;)

Marco.

[Jonboy]

Or are you talking about the Wedding DVD when it gets there on Monday, freeze-framing Pippa Middleton? :stalks:




Pippa is definately fit but Kate aint bad either, not sure when i missed this part of the coverage but she looks a game girl to me




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[Thing Fish]

She must be smacking his tallywacker rather loudly. Look at the little girl behind her...!

[Marco]

She's choking on his 'Royal Jelly'! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Rare Bird]

I sometimes wonder if this place has admin!

[Marco]

Lol... How many shandies have you had?

Marco.

[goraman]

THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST BEARS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR OFFENDING ANY PERSON WHO SHALL WILLINGLY READ BEYOND THIS WARNING!

I was forced by my wife to see them showing the current bride Kate next to Diana for comparison.
Lady Diana's wedding dress must have been over 300lbs. you could see she was walking like she was pulling a plow.
I much prefure the simplicity of Kate's Dress.

I don't know who the queens designer was but I think it's safe to say they plagiarized a Daffodil.
Is it legal to impersonate a daffodil in England?
You can do it here but first you must be declared completely insane by a qualified PHD. or it must be October 31st.
Don't even get me started on the groom, a real fancy lad.

We have a show here called the whitest kids you know,it's a comedy that pokes fun at Caucasian culture.
I have a strange feeling this wedding will some how become part of that show...
Small clips of THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW linked below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H7IYPw40Q&feature=related

Who dose this remind you of...? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X8istCTeQE

[Pete The Cat]

http://www.thebaglady.tv/assets_c/2011/04/princess-beatrice-hat-thumb-200x163-116384.jpg

Just woken up from a nightmare featuring the hat that launched a thousand caption competitions...

Pete

[Rare Bird]

I ended up watching it & glad i did, the architecture, all the traditional historial dressing was amazing, you all rather that be gone?

[goraman]

http://www.thebaglady.tv/assets_c/2011/04/princess-beatrice-hat-thumb-200x163-116384.jpg

Just woken up from a nightmare featuring the hat that launched a thousand caption competitions...

Pete
Wow! missed that one completely,and no one had the guts to tell her she looks stunning in a ridicules kind of way.

[goraman]

I ended up watching it & glad i did, the architecture, all the traditional historial dressing was amazing, you all rather that be gone?

Much ado about nothing really Andre.
Same way I felt about Chelsea Clinton's Royal-light wedding.
I gotta whole bag full of who the Hell cares where that came from...:ner:
I don't hate it really,it's just something that has no value to most people.Here there are people who follow Hollywood stars,there lives like for example Madona's wedding, It makes all the papers and star struck giddy girls go on about it for weeks while most people try to avoid it like cancer.
Then after all the falderall the press spends the next several years floating rumors about fights,cheating,ect... to sell more news papers then they cover the divorce.Build um up then destroy um,anything for a story.
I don't like where it's headed at all,has it ever been different from that?
Why would 2 people in love set them selves up to be torn to shreds,sad really. I just hope she isn't found killed in the end,there all ready calling her the first peasant princess.

[Thing Fish]

I ended up watching it & glad i did, the architecture, all the traditional historial dressing was amazing, you all rather that be gone?

I agree with you Andre. I thought the trees inside were a great touch as was the music. Millions of people watching all over the world had a great day.

Don't listen to all the naysayers on this forum...:cool:

[audio39]

http://www.thebaglady.tv/assets_c/2011/04/princess-beatrice-hat-thumb-200x163-116384.jpg

Just woken up from a nightmare featuring the hat that launched a thousand caption competitions...

Pete

Her eyes are right out of a horror movie...very disturbing!

[Reid Malenfant]

I've always wondered how she ever opens her mouth as she's all teeth :scratch: Looks like she's got a squid on her head :lolsign:

Aye, the eyes are quite disturbing & that'd be all the time :eyebrows:

[Thing Fish]

I've always wondered how she ever opens her mouth as she's all teeth :scratch: Looks like she's got a squid on her head :lolsign:

Aye, the eyes are quite disturbing & that'd be all the time :eyebrows:

That said i'd tap it...:eyebrows:

[Reid Malenfant]

That said i'd tap it...:eyebrows:
Ummmm, possibly :) I'd be just too worried about a BJ though :lol:

[Marco]

"Tap it"... It's such a beautiful turn of phrase! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Pete The Cat]

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Her sister clearly had the same stylist :eek:

I confess, I spotted these because I watched a lot of it.

Pete

[goraman]

I've always wondered how she ever opens her mouth as she's all teeth :scratch: Looks like she's got a squid on her head :lolsign:

Aye, the eyes are quite disturbing & that'd be all the time :eyebrows:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH-AaQK4UxI&feature=related

[Jonboy]

sad fuckers :vomfest:, no excuse for a lack of dental hygene

[MartinT]

Could we maybe all calm down please? Absenting oneself from watching the wedding is not the same as casting increasingly nasty insults about them and our countries back and forth. Keep it polite, people.

Thank you.

[Marco]

This one's run its course now, chaps, so time to kill it.

Marco.