Where do you park your tush?

[Thing Fish]

Just wondering how much effort fellow AOS members put into their listening portals.

After all we spend thousands on a system to listen to but on what do we place the ol' derriere to enjoy said system?

I sit/lounge/sprawl/collapse on the chesterfield shown below. A friend aquired it from another friend and when he had no room for it I bagged it for free!

Its about 20 years old and as comfortable as sinking back into an old wife.

It's in perfect order for its age with no tears or buttons missing.

Being a 3 seater you can listen with a mate and still have room for a goodly tray of tuck. Hurrah...:eek:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_hZnWAaRKSns/TW5JpK5zP4I/AAAAAAAABNU/sOCjtAHqlXE/s640/IMG1.jpg

[Tim]

This is the most comfortable sofa I have ever owned, squishy as hell and just wonderful. I can stretch right out on too, I love it :)

Just waiting for the day I spill red wine on, hasn't happened yet . . . but that's it, I just jinxed it :doh:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/greatgig/tush1.jpg

[Marco]

I sense signs of some recent rumpy-pumpy there, Tim....... :bum:

Marco.

[Tim]

I sense signs of some recent rumpy-pumpy there, Tim....... :bum:

Marco.
:scratch: . . . damn, I thought I wiped all those marks off!

[Marco]

Well, that big black man you had is still lying behind the sofa with his cock against the corner of the wall!! :lol:

;)

Marco.

[Tim]

Well, that big black man you had is still lying behind the sofa with his cock against the corner of the wall!! :lol:

;)

Marco.

:D ... that's a didgeridoo daftee :lol:

[Marco]

Oh soz - easy mistake! :lolsign:

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

Oh soz - easy mistake! :lolsign:

Marco.

Until you blow one, then you'd know the difference! :lol:

[Marco]

I defer to your experience on that one, dahling! :eek:

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

I defer to your experience on that one, dahling! :eek:

Marco.

:D

[Marco]

You just couldn't write this stuff, could you? :exactly:

Dave'll be ruing the day he came back!!

Marco.

[Tim]

You just couldn't write this stuff, could you? :exactly:

Dave'll be ruing the day he came back!

Marco.
Yup, it's getting near to midnight again and going funky in here :lol:

[Thing Fish]

Hey Ho...;)

[Darren]

Well, that big black man you had is still lying behind the sofa with his cock against the corner of the wall!! :lol:

;)

Marco.

The fucking funniest thing I've ever read on a forum! Nice one Marco

[Barry]

The fucking funniest thing I've ever read on a forum! Nice one Marco

Goodness! I've already had one member accuse me of being lackadaisical and not dilegent enough regarding this sort of humour. What's a guy to do? :doh:

But to return to the low level of humour that manifests itself here after midnight - yes, that is one advantage of leather upholstery. :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

What is it about men, music and leather :eyebrows:

I have a 2 seater black leather sofa in my den. I suppose it's good they are "wipe-clean"

[Rare Bird]

We have a black leather sofa too

:sofa:

[Welder]

(moves up behind the sofa and gets Andre started on writing 100 lines of
“I must not drink and post”)

:lolsign:

[Covenant]

I would love a leather settee but so would the cat. In fact I would love any settee that is cat scratch proof.

[Thing Fish]

Sofas do seem to be the preference over lounge chairs. But then again so do black men's willies!

Maybe I should I should have started a thread about sex during the listening experience?

[Puffin]

Tsk Tsk, Sex and music????

Are you related to the "Walrus of Love" ????

[Marco]

Now the hilarity is over (:eyebrows:) could we please have some more pics of people's chosen 'arse seats' for listening to music?

Churz! :cool:

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

My fat a$$ sits on the left - you can see the seat has started to collapse. No nasty stains though - always some baby wipes to hand in our house! :eyebrows:

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu259/Alex_Steel1969/Living%20Room/IMG_4472.jpg?t=1303072562

[Marco]

Can't see any signs of rumpy-pumpy in there, Alex! :confused: :confused:

:eyebrows:

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

Not saying a word - the wife would kill me! (Blood is a hell of a lot harder to wipe off! :lol:)

[Beechwoods]

No rumpy here unfortunately. Rumpy doesn't require high fidelity audio reproduction. We make our own music :whistle:

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/aos_images/beechwoods_den/CIMG0692_s.jpg

[Techno Commander]

I am considering one of these. :)

http://www.leninimports.com/allen_jones_gallery_4.jpg

[Marco]

Not saying a word - the wife would kill me! (Blood is a hell of a lot harder to wipe off! :lol:)

:chainsaw:

Marco.

[Marco]

No rumpy here unfortunately. Rumpy doesn't require high fidelity audio reproduction. We make our own music :whistle:

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/aos_images/beechwoods_den/CIMG0692_s.jpg

I really like your wee den, Nick - dead cosy! :)

Marco.

[Beechwoods]

I am considering one of these. :)

That'll be the prototype, I assume :sofa:

[Marco]

I am considering one of these. :)

http://www.leninimports.com/allen_jones_gallery_4.jpg

Ursula offers her tush to help create the 'deluxe' version..........


http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/93/etyxba.jpg (http://img713.imageshack.us/i/etyxba.jpg/)


Nice pants!!

Marco.

[Rare Bird]

Everyone needs their own Lucy

V1EO-KKJnhI

[Techno Commander]

http://files.sharenator.com/cannot_be_unseen_Why_People_Hate_Hipsters-s555x444-85620-580.jpg

[Marco]

S'ok, the Surbiton ladies slimming club have arrived with some reinforcements......


http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9362/44664879.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/44664879.jpg/)


Andr'e loves a 'nice handful' to grab hold of, doncha, baby? :lol:

[Rare Bird]

Aye i love a bird with some meat on her bones :eyebrows:

[Tim]

. . . see what you've started now Dave

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/greatgig/facepalm.jpg

[Marco]

I know, and it seemed like such an innocent question! :lol:

Marco.

[Beechwoods]

:lolsign:

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/aos_images/beechwoods/thread.jpg

[Techno Commander]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Barry]

Yes - and I've not long eaten dinner! :doh:

[Thing Fish]

At least you can't say I didn't try to be part of this forum.

Perhaps it would have been different had I owned a valve amp or a Technics deck.

Hey Ho...

[The Grand Wazoo]

Dave,
I think you have become part of this forum.
Plenty of us don't have Technics TT's or valve amps. What's happened?

[Thing Fish]

All ok amigo.

[goraman]

My eyes have just seen unspeakable ugly.

[Beechwoods]

Dave,
I think you have become part of this forum.

Threads like this are just like one big group hug

:grouphug:

[John]

Dave you are part of AOS.
Nearly all of us have unique systems here I rarely posts about valve amps and do not have a Techinics or Caiman

[Marco]

Maybe I should I should have started a thread about sex during the listening experience?

Probably - then it would've been guaranted to have stayed on-topic!! :lol:

Marco.