Why

[Rare Bird]

are blokes no aware that they are far from just that these days?

[Alex_UK]

Wot, no one wanted a bare-knuckle brawl with you down the local tonight Andre, or did they have the gall to play something on the jukebox that "grown men" shouldn't be subjected to? ;)

[Rare Bird]

I'm on about the type that smell like they have perfume on, manacured finger nails, hands that have never see a days graft, earings & what looks like make-up. you know the type.probably spend three hours in the bathroom getting ready like women do

[WAD62]

I'm on about the type that smell like they have perfume on, manacured finger nails, hands that have never see a days graft, earings & what looks like make-up. you know the type.probably spend three hours in the bathroom getting ready like women do

I'll bet they had long hair too :lol:

Sounds like you went in the wrong pub...any large moustaches on view? ;)

[Tim]

Sounds like you went in the wrong pub
Oh, I don't know about that ........ where is it, I'm doing my nails now ;)

[anthonyTD]

dAMN IT,
i've just snapped a nail writing this !!!:steam:
:lol:
seriously, though i know what you mean Andre.
Anthony, TD...

[WAD62]

Oh, I don't know about that ........ where is it, I'm doing my nails now ;)

Suits you sir...! :eyebrows:

[Barry]

I'm on about the type that smell like they have perfume on, manacured finger nails, hands that have never see a days graft, earings & what looks like make-up. you know the type.probably spend three hours in the bathroom getting ready like women do

I take care of my fingernails. Wear them so that the edges extend just beyond the tips of my fingers, and usually file them every day. It's all part of getting up, showering, shaving, using a deodorant and combing my hair.

Bittenfinger nails gives me the creeps. Ugh!

Detest body piercings. I find that quite repellent. But "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

[Darren]

I'm on about the type that smell like they have perfume on, manacured finger nails, hands that have never see a days graft, earings & what looks like make-up. you know the type.probably spend three hours in the bathroom getting ready like women do

I've moisturized my skin since I was 17, I have some 20 odd aftershave's in my collection and love nice clothes that fit me well and flatter my tall, skinny body.
And I've had more women than you've had hot dinners. Women love a well cared for man who puts himself out for them.
You, are a dinosaur sir :)
PS. I work VERY hard - often seven days and my finger nails are really short! Lol.

[Macca]

I have to say I am sort of with Andre on this - I've never understood why a bloke would want to wear an ear ring - doesn't bother me if they do, I just don't get it.

I'll confess to wearing aftershave but I only have one brand (Kouros - none of yer shite). Why do you need thirty? - Do you blend them? I think Andre recommends a dab of Mobil Three in One behind each ear before he goes out on the town:lol:

[Darren]

I'll confess to wearing aftershave but I only have one brand (Kouros - none of yer shite). Why do you need thirty? - Do you blend them? I think Andre recommends a dab of Mobil Three in One behind each ear before he goes out on the town:lol:

I have more than one aftershave for the same reason you have more than one CD.
PS. I can't bloody stand Kouros. Different strokes and all that.

[Marco]

II have some 20 odd aftershave's in my collection and love nice clothes that fit me well and flatter my tall, skinny body.
And I've had more women than you've had hot dinners.

Aye, and then the alarm went off!! :lol:

Marco.

[Jonboy]

I wear deodorent and find people that don't and consequently smell of BO offensive, also i wear after shave and always have done although i don't shave that often, i have had a stubble beard since i was 16 due to a skin condition that makes regular shaving a very sore experience, call me a poof if you want i don't care, i smell good to me and my wife and kids who like to buy me it

I have no hair left to comb and i have grown out of earings and ponytails, had all those when i was twenty something, unlike some here
:sofa:

I don't/can't do hair styles any more i have a selection of some silly and some normal hats nowadays A to keep warm in the winter and B to stop me getting burnt and developing skin cancer like my father has now got.

I like nice clothes for going out in, just like to be comfy at home and usually live in shorts and a t shirt, each to thier own

[Rare Bird]

Ah well..Some blokes love themselves!

Up, shower, teeth, deoderant on, hair brushed out all in 10 mins

btw: Women love long hair, your description of a bird puller attract gold diggers mate

[Darren]

Aye, and then the alarm went off!! :lol:

Marco.

Ha,ha! Touché I deserved that. ;)
Tell you what Marco, you do the hifi and I'll 'do' the ladies.

[Darren]

Ah well..Some blokes love themselves!


btw: Women love long hair, your description of a bird puller attract gold diggers mate

Its called confidence André.... besides I don't mind them digging a little gold as long as it's not too much and I get what I want. ;)

[Tim]

btw: Women love long hair
Not sure I agree with that :scratch:

[Welder]

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[Reid Malenfant]

I have to say I am sort of with Andre on this - I've never understood why a bloke would want to wear an ear ring - doesn't bother me if they do, I just don't get it.
Probably because they are there? :eyebrows: Both my ears are pierced, i just don't think about the ear rings simply because they hardly ever get removed :cool: I don't feel like i'm wearing them, unlike clothes that get removed when one hits the sack, same with a watch. But if you don't remove something it tends to feel that you aren't wearing it, it's just you :)

What i find odd is why a bloke would be motivated to have a prince albert :eek: :scratch:

[Beechwoods]

Maybe his lady likes it?

[Reid Malenfant]

Maybe his lady likes it?
Ah, there lies the paradox... How does she know she likes it before he has it done :lol:

[Jonboy]

What i find odd is why a bloke would be motivated to have a prince albert :eek: :scratch:

My mate has had that done, he has to sit down to piss or else he pisses on his shoes and the blokes either side of him as well :lol:

[Beechwoods]

Ah, there lies the paradox... How does she know she likes it before he has it done :lol:

It probably attracts a certain type of 'lady' :)

[Reid Malenfant]

My mate has had that done, he has to sit down to piss or else he pisses on his shoes and the blokes either side of him as well :lol:
:eek: I know a chap that has the very same, he cant keep it in his pants, always out at any opportunity to show it off :rolleyes: :mental:

I guess it takes all sorts :flasher: :lol:

[Alex_UK]

What you have to remember is Andre's frame of reference - the time-capsule he inhabits ends around 1973, so Old Spice or Brut might just be acceptable, but far better to smell of Party 7 or Watney's Red Barrel.

Dirty hands and broken finger nails were inevitable from working "down the mine" (try Wikipedia if you don't know what a "mine" was - we used to have quite a few of them in this country, and they weren't the same as anti-personnel explosive devices which still cause worldwide problems years after being deployed.) Long hair was of course acceptable in '73, but the only piercing that was acceptable was the bit of shrapnel your old man got in the war. Probably from a mine.

;)

[Canetoad]

are blokes no aware that they are far from just that these days?

You mean footballers? :lol:

[Rare Bird]

:lolsign:

[Marco]

Now *that* is my kind of skirt (all good looking women should be obliged to wear one at least twice a week)!! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Barry]

Now *that* is my kind of skirt (all good looking women should be obliged to wear one at least twice a week)!! :eyebrows:

Marco.

One of my girlfriends wore skirts so short (only a few inches below 'sea' level), she had to wear matching knickers to maintain a sense of modesty.

[Marco]

Nice one :eyebrows:

I bet you were a bit of a boy in your day, Barry!

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

I didn't even notice the skirt, couldn't get passed the yellow Lotus Europa (We don't appear to have a :drool: smiley...)

[Spectral Morn]

I didn't even notice the skirt, couldn't get passed the yellow Lotus Europa (We don't appear to have a :drool: smiley...)

Surprised no one commented on who the bloke was.....George Best :) In his youth one of the best footballers in the World, Pele would be better but only just :sofa:


Regards D S D L

[Reid Malenfant]

(We don't appear to have a :drool: smiley...)
Save it to your PC Alex ;) 4295

[Alex_UK]

I just knew you'd come up trumps Mark! :lol: