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colinB
12-03-2011, 20:43
Sorry, couldnt think of a decent title.
This morning i went to a ear clinic in Londons west end. I get trouble with ear blockage since i was a kid. They specialize in micro suction , a lot nicer than barbaric syringing although in the end he ended up sticking a funnel in my ear and digging around with a hook. Cant believe the crap that came out, all of it stuck on my eardrum. Took 10 mins and cost me £60 but holy shit its like im using a new amp. More highs bigger soundstage and better sound seperation:lol:
Serious though the guy scared me to death by telling me i have a condition where the my mastoid bone is shrinking or something and to keep an eye on my auricular health. Amazing what you find out when you go private.
Very happy i can hear again and i think my neighours are to.
Makes you wonder how many elderly people have been coerced into buying a hearing aid when they may just need a similar proceedure.

The Vinyl Adventure
12-03-2011, 20:47
this might be a stuipd question ..
how long does it last? did they say?

The Grand Wazoo
12-03-2011, 20:49
Just take care not to do this unless you really need it. There seems to be a tendency for it to need doing more often once you've had it done once (any type of mucking out of the lug 'oles)

colinB
12-03-2011, 20:58
Well i had it done two years ago and ive had syringing about 3 times in the past.
With a hand held syring you get in a gp surgery i would strongly recommend avoiding. Nasty experience, worse than root canal. A water regulator is a lot more gentle but its best effective with soft wax not solid impacted like i get.
I get psoriasis so its compact dead skin cells.
The doctor told me to come in once a year for a free check. If its bad i need treatment and have to pay which is fair enough. I imagine if i dont do anything, apart from going deaf i might be more suseptable to infection.

Reid Malenfant
12-03-2011, 21:00
Colin, go down to your nearest chemist & buy a bottle of Exterol ;)

I have small ear canals & unfortunately they over produce ear wax :doh: Every so often, maybe every year or two i'll all of a sudden notice things getting a tad muffled & lower volume in one ear, time to sort it out in both..

I have a small syringe that i was given to flush the sockets of my wisdom teeth when they were pulled. A few days, maybe 4 of applying the Exterol & i fill said syringe with warm water & blast away. Take it from me that it is vastly better you doing this than a quack, you can feel if it hurts! Last time i had this done at the doctors with a new machine that pulses the warm water out i came away with bleeding ears ffs :eek:

Pleased you can hear again, i know what it's like matey :lol:

colinB
12-03-2011, 21:07
Thanks for the tip. Bleeding ears holy christ. I do wonder if some gps just have a go without reading the manual. I did feel a lot safer with this guy than any other bruiser district nurse ive had. Seemed to know when it was uncomfortable and eased of.

spendorman
12-03-2011, 21:18
Olive oil works v well to soften the wax, was recommended by the District Nurse that visits my Mum.

colinB
12-03-2011, 21:29
Trouble is what came out could only be removed with force as it was larger than my canal. Might be worth putting in a drop everyday though.
Leaving it to the stage i did could leave me with scar tissue and screw my hearing for good!

spendorman
12-03-2011, 21:33
Trouble is what came out could only be removed with force as it was larger than my canal. Might be worth putting in a drop everyday though.
Leaving it to the stage i did could leave me with scar tissue and screw my hearing for good!

Every day might be a bit excessive, that reminds me to put some in Mum's ears.

Reid Malenfant
12-03-2011, 21:47
Colin, just use Exterol when you need to fella - IE when you notice one ear going a bit off. A few drops about 3 times a day will help dissolve the wax & it'll start shifting itself in a couple of days. I must admit i get impatient at about the 4 day point as once you use Exterol you'll definately go deaf in one ear virtually straight away, so i syringe it myself & it always clears..

You can almost hear atoms hitting together if you have been deaf long enough in both ears :eyebrows: Now i can do it myself (DIY) i never bother with the quacks.

Only costs a £3 small bottle of Exterol every few years. Just bought another small bottle recently as i have a feeling i'll need to have another session shortly :eyebrows: I may be wrong though, but for £3 i'm not going to cry over it :)

colinB
12-03-2011, 22:05
£3. Dam, could have bought new earphones for the money saved.

Pete The Cat
12-03-2011, 22:06
I'm really pleased for you.

I've had threshold shift for the last 6 months which on some days is miserable but on others is OK for listening to music. When you have an ear problem it makes you realise that a lot of the likes / dislikes that people have about certain equipment are probably often because we all hear slightly differently.

Pete

colinB
12-03-2011, 22:32
I think you make a good point there. It might sound daft but peoples voices sounded very sharp and uncomfortable today and it reminded me when i first listened to my speakers for the first time. Now i find they sound smooth. Its like i was hearing different frequencies of my music for the first time and i made the mistake of thinking it was to bright.
I might be talking rubbish though because ive just had a glass of wine and a herbal ciggarette ;)

slate
12-03-2011, 23:05
Part of the essential maintenance