Thought I would kick this off for some light relief..........please add as you feel is required.
Terms used by sellers of open reel decks for enhancement purposes with translations ........
Full Recap - The 5 that got changed as far as you know.
Heads have many thousands of hours left - you gave them a clean and thought they looked quite shiny
No leads or tape therefore unable to test - you don't have a clue what this machine even is do you.
Fully serviced - you dusted it with a Mr Fluffy glove and used Pledge on the really dirty bits
Used by the BBC in their studios (always a good one this) - so you worked for the BBC did you and know what their machine inventory was ?
Feel free to add your own experiences...