'Temperatures may hit 30 Celsius' according to the forecast. Do me a favour, it was 30C in the shade here at 8.30 this morning.

Gawd knows how hot it's actually going to get. We generally get the highest UK temperatures here, being right by Heathrow. The airport has often had record temperatures, but they tend to be a degree or so lower than we get though, due to the open space there allowing more air movement.

Don't think I'll be doing anything very useful today.