Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
It gets a lot of indifferent reviews from attendees. Apparently the larger horns are made of plastic, but they have $1,000,000 worth of lacquered finish on them - so that's alright then.
"Lacquer lovingly applied with finely crafted brushes using carefully selected pubic hair from Nepalese virgins". Probably. I'd go for the $3,000,050 Hammerite option, proper bargain that