The Snake Oil Machine

[YNWaN]

What point are you making Martin? Your last paragraph seems to neatly contradict your first.

[Joe]

What point are you making Martin? Your last paragraph seems to neatly contradict your first.

It's almost as if sarcasm doesn't work on the Internet.

[walpurgis]

It's almost as if sarcasm doesn't work on the Internet.

It probably doesn't. Nobody seems to notice when I'm sarcastic...........or maybe they've just got used to it?

[Macca]

It's almost as if sarcasm doesn't work on the Internet.

My powers are useless!

[Joe]

It probably doesn't. Nobody seems to notice when I'm sarcastic...........or maybe they've just got used to it?

Yeah, right.

[Joe]

At this point I am going to bow out before I say something I will regret, that lets me down personally and AoS.

Ah, gwan, you know you want to.

[Stratmangler]

my neighbour reckons that if he attaches some cardboard wings to his arms he can jump off his roof and soar majestically like an eagle. When I suggested that all scientific research to date indicates that he will plummet to his death he advised me that as I have not personally tried flying with cardboard wings I am in no position to comment.

His funeral is next Friday.

If your neighbour reckons anything it indicates that he's not yet dead.
So why is his funeral next Friday?

[Joe]

So why is his funeral next Friday?

You don't want bodies hanging round too long in this hot weather.

[Firebottle]

Should have used a paraglider.

[Stratmangler]