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  1. 26-02-2018, 18:37 #51
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    Back in the seventies, on one of my visits to friends in Ullapool, I had a night of passion with my mate's sister. The next morning we were all sat around the table having breakfast.

    I had a massive "love bite" on my neck, which I was trying hard to conceal. But the girl's mum was watching me closely, with a smirk on her face. Has she noticed it, and why does she seem ok with it?

    I'm busy trying to eat my breakfast, hide the love bite and be cool about it. But that strange smile is bothering me.

    "Steve," she finally says, "Do you normally eat your shredded wheat with a knife and fork?"

    I think men's brains really are only wired for one thing at a time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    Back in the seventies, on one of my visits to friends in Ullapool, I had a night of passion with my mate's sister. The next morning we were all sat around the table having breakfast.

    I had a massive "love bite" on my neck, which I was trying hard to conceal. But the girl's mum was watching me closely, with a smirk on her face. Has she noticed it, and why does she seem ok with it?

    I'm busy trying to eat my breakfast, hide the love bite and be cool about it. But that strange smile is bothering me.

    "Steve," she finally says, "Do you normally eat your shredded wheat with a knife and fork?"

    I think men's brains really are only wired for one thing at a time.
    thought you were going to say it had been mummy
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazjam View Post
    Turned up at work with no trousers on once...
    turned up at school once
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
    thought you were going to say it had been mummy
    Sorry to spoil your fantasy, but no, and anyway the girl looked more like her dad.

    In my defence, it had been a while, and I was quite drunk.
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    wow, what's the thing with hair ?

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    That thing with hair is the leader of "The Free World". His hair is not so much growing, as trying to escape from his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazjam View Post
    Turned up at work with no trousers on once...
    A day in the life of a porn star...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazjam View Post
    Turned up at work with no trousers on once...
    Done that a few times - fortunately I was always asleep!
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    I have a terrible short term memory and its been getting to the stage where I will have a sudden thought then when I get to the next room I cant remember what I went into the room for. Ive done it twice in a row on several occassions. Its more scatty thought when I am in a rush or a bit stressed.

    I could watch certain films and can not remember the name of key characters when asked soon afterwards. Its like the information isnt really going in and Im not processing it properly

    It usually takes me two goes when Im meeting people for the first time. The name is mentioned and then I usually have to ask again and then go into a corner and say to myself its Dave... Dave... Dave the rave to drum it in with some word association

    Its more that I have a selective memory and I do learn an revise fairly well. I worry that dementia is setting in because Im defo getting worse
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    I was going to reply, but by the time I got to the end of your post, I'd forgotten what the first half was about.
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