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    Put it in back garden chained up. Will be gone in morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by User211 View Post
    Don't joke. A cousin of mine is a nurse. She told me a tale of woe about a chap that stuck a light bulb up his girlfriend's butt. It shattered.

    Not good. New meaning to the phrase 'pain in the butt'.
    I knew a medic who used to work in A&E. One evening a patient was admitted who had a torch pushed up his rectum. And yes it was 'on' - talk about "light shining where the sun don't shine".
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    That would have been a bright full moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    Suggestions for the best way to dispose of a body please.
    Firstly, dismember it (a meat cleaver is good for chopping through the bone), then get a nice sharp paring knife and slowly tease the flesh off from the bone.

    Pop the fleshy matter into a mincer, then pulp it up into a smooth, but slightly chunky consistency, and sell it to the local kebab shop as Donner meat. If it's cheap enough they won't care. Then simply incinerate the bones, skull and remainder of the carcass until it turns to powder. Flush the powder down the loo.

    Worked for me the last time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Worked for me the last time.

    Marco.
    That's funny. I used a completely different method.

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    Maybe we can compare notes sometime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Maybe we can compare notes sometime?

    Marco.
    I guess. but it involves protective clothing and very strong chemicals!

    (oh, and a big plastic plasterer's tub )

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    ...with questionable control of their bowels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Firstly, dismember it (a meat cleaver is good for chopping through the bone), then get a nice sharp paring knife and slowly tease the flesh off from the bone.

    Pop the fleshy matter into a mincer, then pulp it up into a smooth, but slightly chunky consistency, and sell it to the local kebab shop as Donner meat. If it's cheap enough they won't care. Then simply incinerate the bones, skull and remainder of the carcass until it turns to powder. Flush the powder down the loo.

    Worked for me the last time.

    Marco.
    Kebab was good too
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