Well, given the limits that are set, I took the view that it was far more important and informative and educational to impart information such as:

"I guess you only get once chance in life
To play a song that goes like.........
-reen too, teen too, teen too, tee nooh, nee nooh, nee-"

....than:
turntable-x, amp-y and speakers-z

he-he