I would like to apologise to any visitors to Cornwall this summer who have experienced the very poor weather. Every time I have attempted to get on my motorbike rain clouds have appeared out of a clear blue sky and dumped their contents on me. Clearly I am a rain God(copyright Douglas Adams) and rain just loves me.
Drowned Rat of Cornwall
PS, as we speak there are beautiful blue sky's over Newquay, but it is still raining over my house!