does anyone near the united states of south london have a record cleaner that would be prepared to clean six records for a fee? i have six records that i have owned since i was a teenager. all are showing their age, like their aging rocker owner, and i would like to see if they can be brought back to life.

i know i can a) buy an rcm; or b) send them off, but i can't get planning permission for a) and don't fancy spending £20 sending them off for a possible non-event.

i am happy to pay a bottle of posh montepulciano (obtained at source!) for someone's trouble reviving these old ladies. also happy to pay in classic car mechanicery, guided tours of brockley (birthplace of pagan altar!) in an fia mgb or rights of light advice, should it be needed...

if anyone can help, please drop me a line.