Best lines from tv and film....your favorites

[vinyl]

Monologue delivered by replicant Roy Batty, end of Blade Runner - awesome

[YNWaN]

Flash: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.

George: How do you mean, sir, take her home on weekends to meet your mother?

Flash: No; I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!!

[Macca]

'Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down.'

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[legb4rsk]

From the film 'As Good As It Gets' Loads of fantastic lines from Jack Nicholson as the obnoxious author Melvin Udall.



Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away any reason and accountability.

[walpurgis]

From the film 'As Good As It Gets' Loads of fantastic lines from Jack Nicholson as the obnoxious author Melvin Udall.



Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away any reason and accountability.

There's truth there. Try living in my house and you'd see!

[Roy S]

From 'Casino'

'A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f***in' night.'

[Clive197]

From 'Finding Nemo' when the fish have escaped from the tank and are bobbing around in plastic bags in the ocean, one of them says the immortal line "Now What!"

[Minstrel SE]

I agree with Vinyl that the monologue delivered by Roy Batty at the end of Bladerunner is incredibly moving. He originally ad libbed that scene. The sentiment as a life ends and we try to make some sense of it, rings true with us all.

I have many films and comedy shows. I must have heard some great lines but cant remember many offhand Tarrantino is pretty good with dialogue

Its often just a quip or couple of words. They say a picture paints a thousand words but the right words cut very deep indeed.