Thought it might be a good thread... i love superbly written scripts..
Here is one from Blackadder 2, when Edmond is in conversation with redbeard rum the sea captain
Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and
examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been
used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen
shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.