CD Baby

[Themis]

Well, I have a theory: they must have written it in another language, then use Google Translation...

For instance, after a translation back and forth from japanese, the above text becomes:

We put your CD on a satin pillow gently with sterilized contamination-free gloves to our CD Baby has been taken from the shelves.
Team of 50 employees who will test your CD and polished it to make sure is that before you send in the best possible.
A candle lit in our packaging experts from Japan, he is your best gold CD box put silence fell over the crowd, along that money can buy.
We are all post offices in the party that followed, the entire town of Portland waved "It was a great celebration Bonvoyaju marched down the street!" Your package, on its way to you, we secrets of the CD Baby jet on this day, November 13, 2009.
We hope your CD Baby has had a great time in shopping. To celebrate, we are on the wall as a year, "which placed a picture for you." We have exhausted all the backup to CDBABY.COM can not wait to come in!

, Thank you thank you thank you!
Sigh ...
We already miss. Come back here and we are waiting patiently in http://cdbaby.com/ may be.
--
Your CD Baby
The small shops of the best new independent music.

If you take the resulting text and do the exercice a second time:

We have our satin pillows to ease the pollution of the sterilization of the CD in your child being taken from free gloves put the CD on the shelf.
CD employees who tested the 50 team, before being polished to check it and send it to the highest possible.
According to experts from Japan Package of candles that money can buy, he is CD box is your best gold lit silence fell over the crowd.
We have parties, followed by the entire town of Portland is a wonderful celebration Bonvoyaju shook all the post office "is down the street!" Your package, that way you, this day CD Baby the secrets of our jets, November 13, 2009.
We CD Baby I hope you are having a great time shopping. To celebrate, we are on the walls of this year, "will be placed this picture for you." CDBABY.COM We can not wait to come to back up all that tired!

Thank thank thank you!
Sigh ...
We already miss. We come back here and we are patiently waiting for may http://cdbaby.com/.
--
Your CD Baby
The small shops of the best new independent music.

The third time, it becomes:

We are on the shelves being taken from your child gloves Free CD Our satin pillow is put, CD need to mitigate the contamination of sterile water.
CD 50 before the team's test, the employee checks it has been sent to the highest possible fine.
According to experts from the candle money can buy packages of Japan, he is CD box is lit up gold medals in your silence fell over the crowd.
We are a party for the entire city of Portland followed Bonvoyaju "celebration down the street and shook his great all post office!" Your package, how it is, the day of our CD Baby Jet, 2009 November 13, the secret of the day.
We want you to CD Baby I'm a wonderful time shopping with you. To celebrate, we are on the walls of this year, "You will be placed in this picture." CDBABY.COM We are tired, can not wait to come to back up everything!

Thank you thank you thank you!
Sigh ...
We already miss. We come back here, we have the patience to wait http://cdbaby.com/.
--
Your CD Baby
The small shops of the best new independent music.

There's another theory, but it implies some forbidden substances, far more expensive than the CD they sell...

[John]

CD Baby are a great company They help artists without deals sell music and often been sent extra cds because I bought a few CDs at a time Many struggling artists use them to sell music

[Mike]

I was in a sore at meadowhall, Sheffield today called 'HEAD' what a pile of shite, one of the worse music stores eva.

Ooh, yuk... don't do that, it could make you ill. I recommend cleaning yourself up with Detol.