CD Baby

[Marco]

Has anyone else here ordered music from this company?

Check out the confirmation email I got from them:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, November 13, 2009.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sigh...
We miss you already. We'll be right here at http://cdbaby.com/, patiently awaiting your return.
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CD Baby
The little store with the best new independent music.
http://cdbaby.com cdbaby@cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

Sheer class, eh?

Marco.

[Stratmangler]

Has anyone else here ordered music from this company?

Check out the confirmation email I got from them:



Sheer class, eh?

Marco.

We miss you already ?

FFS

Chris

[Marco]

Haha... It's bonkers, innit?

Marco.

[Stratmangler]

Haha... It's bonkers, innit?

Marco.

I'm thinking sad more than anything else.

Does all the preceding bollox mean that they have despatched a silver beermat in the direction of your postal address ?

Chris

[Marco]

Indeed. I lost Nils Lofgren's 'Acoustic Live' set at the recent MAD dinner/cable fest in London, so I had to replace it. You can't seem to get the CD new here in the UK, therefore an import job was in order

Marco.

[Rare Bird]

I was in a sore at meadowhall, Sheffield today called 'HEAD' what a pile of shite, one of the worse music stores eva.

[Stratmangler]

Is this the disc of which you speak ? Crackin' album if it is !

Chris

[The Grand Wazoo]

I'd say that the above text would constitute a contract.
So Marco, when your new disc arrives and you find it's not ensconced in the finest gold lined box that money can buy - are you going to sue?

[Marco]

Is this the disc of which you speak ? Crackin' album if it is !

Chris

Ya, dat's da one, Chris! I love all his stuff, but that one's my favourite

Chris (TGW),

Damn tootin' - if it doesn't come wrapped in a Patchouli oil-scented pair of Geisha-girl's silk panties, accompanied by the finest sushi, I'll be suing their ass!!!

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

I'd say that the above text would constitute a contract.
So Marco, when your new disc arrives and you find it's not ensconced in the finest gold lined box that money can buy - are you going to sue?

No, that was just a "Bentist" treatment to make it sound better, silly!