lol. I had a Mk2 Jag 3.8, was brown, mostly rust, and seemed to have a hole in the petrol tank the way it drank. Minis, yes, we've discussed this before still have a Mk1 with 1275 engine, a Mk2 with 998 Cooper engine and a Riley Elf. About 1984 I had a Capri 2.0 Laser, no Opel Manta's though.
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This was a later Capri, it was pretty sorted from standard, especially the suspension.