Speaker muffling - or something drastic?

[Rothchild]

Shoot bloody Rudolf so he doesn't deafen others.

At the same time if you can muffle supermarket speakers, carol singers and all those other singing do-gooders that surface at this time of year it would be appreciated.

I hate Christmas!

also works, with stunning effect, on carol singers and do-gooders......

[legb4rsk]

All this talk of upgrading Rudolf sounds like it could end up a 'little dear' to me.

[Macca]

Time to rein it in