Can you legally kill it and eat it?
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If a sheep is in your garden?
Can you legally kill it and eat it?
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Just wave a jar of colemans mint jelly at it. You'll never see it again.
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Depends how you kill it maybe?
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Not had a sheep in the garden but have had cows in the car park. Why would they go somewhere where there is no grass to eat?
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You could try shagging it to death.
You are in Wales after all.
I can't see the farmer complaining too much, and your defence could be that you were lost in the throes of passion.
Then following that you have a post coital barbecue
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You're assuming it's a ram, aren't eweOriginally Posted by Stratmangler
You could try shagging it to death.
You are in Wales after all.
I can't see the farmer complaining too much, and your defence could be that you were lost in the throes of passion.
Then following that you have a post coital barbecue
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Shear it and make a nice pullover.
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Before or after you've shagged it?
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That's a terrible pun!
You should feel a bit sheepish after that
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I am sure someone owns it therefore that would be seen as cold blooded murder with intent to devour.
You could always lure it into your driveway and claim it as roadkill
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