If a sheep is in your garden?

**kirstysdad** · 20-06-2015, 18:18

Can you legally kill it and eat it?

**Anthony K** · 20-06-2015, 18:40

Just wave a jar of colemans mint jelly at it. You'll never see it again.

**archiesdad** · 20-06-2015, 19:05

Depends how you kill it maybe?

**Macca** · 20-06-2015, 19:33

Not had a sheep in the garden but have had cows in the car park. Why would they go somewhere where there is no grass to eat?

**Stratmangler** · 20-06-2015, 19:49

You could try shagging it to death.
You are in Wales after all.
I can't see the farmer complaining too much, and your defence could be that you were lost in the throes of passion.

Then following that you have a post coital barbecue

**Anthony K** · 20-06-2015, 19:50

I am sure someone owns it therefore that would be seen as cold blooded murder with intent to devour.
You could always lure it into your driveway and claim it as roadkill

**Joe** · 20-06-2015, 20:19

Tell it to get the flock out of there.

**Macca** · 20-06-2015, 20:26

Maybe it's on the lam(b)...

**Joe** · 20-06-2015, 20:28

Originally Posted by Macca

Maybe it's on the lam(b)...

There's a Blue Oyster Cult track entitled 'I'm On The Lam (But I Ain't No Sheep)'

**kirstysdad** · 20-06-2015, 20:33

All good sensible answers that I'd hoped...

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