Originally Posted by
Firebottle
Body odour and halitosis.
I had the unfortunate experience of working with a chap that had BO, in quite a small workshop
I know what you mean Alan, try sleeping on a tour bus with someone like that in the opposite bunk. Top tour bus tip number 12- take a tape measure to bed with you, you can pull out the tape, prod them with it until they turn around ( stink mouth not facing you), then retract tape.
I earn from walking about fields, stately home gardens, concert halls etc, with radio in one hand, phone in the other, whilst talking to some knuckle scraping roadies and ticking off some artist who though it was ok to take the key to his bands dressing room with him when he went into town, then showing said artist where to hide, as band wanted to give him a slap for making them wait in the greenroom with a band they did not get on with. Spinal Tap so true.
Many years ago i worked as a knife thrower for several circuses ( modern type, no red nose clowns to be seen).
When i was a young lad , i was a stone mason, still do the odd job, these days mainly bespoke bathrooms ( slate, trav etc).
Good to see you back Andre....
Kraken, Saturn, Emotion, Flying V Rocket, Planets.