They're at it again! Bloody fireworks!!

[Marco]

It's all around Marco. Nothing last night though. Maybe they've run out.

If you confront them, trouble is likely and of course being what they, are a bunch will set about you.

The locals are scum. I could make a list as long as my arm about the antics around here.

Mmm... That bad? In that case, you could simply note where the fireworks are coming from, and if there is a car (or cars) parked on the driveway, sneak out late at night when they're in bed and let down their tyres, 'key' the doors, pour some brake fluid over the bonnet and/or pop a nice 'wee note' on their windscreen outlining *exactly* what you think of the scum, anonymously of course...

Trust me, if someone was annoying me that much, making my life hell, and they lived locally, I'd be meting out some sort of retribution!

Marco.

[Marco]

'Fuck off before I stab you to death', is what they will most likely say.

Borrow a friend's Rottweiler, take it along with you, and reply (pointing at the dog) 'Aye, not before he rips yer balls off and swallows them whole, ya cunt!'

Marco.

[walpurgis]

It starts again. Idiots letting off loud fireworks on and off all evening, bloody morons. Same thing every autumn here. We'll have to put up with this in increasing intensity until the first week of November, then it'll start dying down.

[struth]

not had any here as yet. not seen the for sale yet

[walpurgis]

They're on sale all year round here. Time that was banned.

[Marco]

Quiet as a graveyard here... Have you ever been tempted to knock on their doors, Geoff, and ask the stupid fucks what they're playing at, as in for precisely what purpose are they setting off fireworks - just to see what they say?

I'd love to know what's going on inside their vacuous skulls...

Marco.

[walpurgis]

Wouldn't know which door. It's coming from a couple of places in an adjacent road. Give it another week or two it'll be all around.

On Doolally night (Diwali), there'll be maybe a couple of hundred hefty bangs a minute. That's not an exaggeration. That's really what it's like. Barmy. And typically selfish.

[Marco]

At least with Diwali there is some sort of excuse. But right now, it's just sheer idiocy, and so they deserve their fireworks shoved where the sun don't shine!

You're right though, it's largely just sheer selfishness. These days, all folk consider is what's happening inside their own little world, and feck everything else outside of that...

Marco.

[farflungstar]

Try living here in June.

[walpurgis]

It's all going off now. The 'locals' are celebrating Diwali and making an almighty and continuing racket with their fireworks. It started about 4pm and has been growing in intensity ever since. It will get worse as the evening goes on. There'll be plenty of inconsiderate bastards doing it until the small hours.