Sniff your botty gas - it’s good for you!

[prestonchipfryer]

Ask her to light it - helps release the full aroma

Marco.

I'll get me matches then.

[mr sneff]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cientists.html
Marco.

Obviously the person who discovered this was a smart feller

[Marco]

A mate of mine had the party trick of lighting his farts. He would sit on the floor with his legs akimbo hold a lighter in place and it would escape through the trouser cloth and he would get a blue flash. However when we were all round a hotel pool in Italy after the San Marino Grand Prix and a large meal of pasta e fagioli with olives he repeated the trick, while wearing loose legged shorts. With no cloth buffer in place, the flame went up the leg and ignited his pubes. When we explained what had happened to the Italian paramedics, they laughed so much they dropped him in the pool. True story

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Fucking hilarious!! I can believe that, as Italians love some quality ‘botty jokes’/toilet humour!

‘Una Scorreggia’ is a fart, in Italian. Check this out (the title means ‘Farts on People’), but make sure you’re not drinking anything hot at the time ….



Marco.

[mad-moon]

could this not be construed as a class A drug??

Ask her to light it - helps release the full aroma

Marco.

[The Barbarian]

Its amazing how someone farting is guaranteed to get everyone laughing, but the smell does quite the reverse! infact ive been know to clear a room in seconds..

On the other hand why is it we like the smell of our own gasses others don't & vice versa? i suppose it all just a matter of taste really

[Mark Pope]

What we need is one of these...these.
Also very good for streaming audio I'm told

[Marco]

Its amazing how someone farting is guaranteed to get everyone laughing...

Except the stuck up, po-faced and joyless (not here, but elsewhere), who obtain more satisfaction from being dreary old curmudgeons, than smiling and having a laugh now and again!

Marco.