This was on TV the other night so forgive me if you've heard it...
A Genie appears to a man and offers him one wish. The man pulls out a map of the midle east and spreads it out on the table in front of the Genie. 'This is the Middle East' says the man ' the most violent and troubled region of the planet. I wish that you make it one big happy land with no more problems.'
The Genie studies the map and shakes his head. 'Look at all these borders and countries. Different religions and tribes with blood feuds going back centuries. I may be Genie but I think this is beyond my power. Think of another wish instead.'
'Okay' says the man, 'That was a bit of an ask wasn't it? Tell you what then, I wish my wife would give me oral sex'
And the Genie says: ' Lets have another look at that map'...
Current Lash Up:
TEAC VRDS 701T > Sony TAE1000ESD > Krell KSA50S > JM Labs Focal Electra 926.