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  1. #191
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    You nicked that!!

  2. #192
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    I'm Nick.

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    You're not the only one who noticed!
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  3. #193
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    Have I done something wrong?

    Aspergics don't usually have a sense of humour, but I rather liked this one and thought I'd share this, as I get sent loads...
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  4. #194
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    No Dave - it was Mike who nicked his subsequent punchline, bit of an inside joke I think!
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  5. #195
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    Left outside alone? OK.......
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  6. #196
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    It's in Nick Gorham's signature on his Audio-Talk site,hence the "nicked" comment!

  7. #197
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali Tait View Post
    It's in Nick Gorham's signature on his Audio-Talk site,hence the "nicked" comment!
    It is... I confess!

    I still think it's funny though
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  8. #198
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    Yeah me too.

  9. #199
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    I'm Mike.

    Default B.a options & a bridge too far

    A long-haul B.A. passenger sitting in the front seat was approached by an attendant,

    "Are you having dinner, sir?", she asked.

    "What are my options?", the passenger enquired.

    "Yes or no", she replied.




    A lorry driver on a country road saw the 'low bridge' sign too late and got stuck under it.

    The queue of traffic lengthened behind him as he awaited assistance.

    The police arrived, and a smug looking police officer got out of his vehicle and strolled up to the driver's cab.

    " Got stuck, eh?" the officer smirked.

    "Not at all, officer", the driver retorted, "I just ran out of fuel whilst transporting this bridge",

  10. #200
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    Hehe...

    Good to see you back, Mike. I look forward to having a proper chat on the main areas of the forum

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