You nicked that!!
You nicked that!!
Have I done something wrong?
Aspergics don't usually have a sense of humour, but I rather liked this one and thought I'd share this, as I get sent loads...
Tear down these walls; Cut the ties that held me
Crying out at the top of my voice; Tell me now if you can hear me
No Dave - it was Mike who nicked his subsequent punchline, bit of an inside joke I think!
Left outside alone? OK.......
Tear down these walls; Cut the ties that held me
Crying out at the top of my voice; Tell me now if you can hear me
It's in Nick Gorham's signature on his Audio-Talk site,hence the "nicked" comment!
Yeah me too.
A long-haul B.A. passenger sitting in the front seat was approached by an attendant,
"Are you having dinner, sir?", she asked.
"What are my options?", the passenger enquired.
"Yes or no", she replied.
A lorry driver on a country road saw the 'low bridge' sign too late and got stuck under it.
The queue of traffic lengthened behind him as he awaited assistance.
The police arrived, and a smug looking police officer got out of his vehicle and strolled up to the driver's cab.
" Got stuck, eh?" the officer smirked.
"Not at all, officer", the driver retorted, "I just ran out of fuel whilst transporting this bridge",
Hehe...
Good to see you back, Mike. I look forward to having a proper chat on the main areas of the forum
Marco.
Main System
Turntable: Heavily-modified Technics SL-1210MK5G [Mike New bearing/ETP platter/Paul Hynes SR7 PSU & reg mods]. Funk Firm APM Achromat/Nagaoka GL-601 Crystal Record Weight/Isonoe feet & boots/Ortofon RS-212D/Denon DL-103GL in Denon PCL-300 headshell with Funk Firm Houdini/Kondo SL-115 pure-silver cartridge leads.
Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp/Denon AU-310 SUT.
Other Cartridges: Nippon Columbia (NOS 1987) Denon DL-103. USA-made Shure SC35C with NOS stylus. Goldring G820 with NOS stylus. Shure M55E with NOS stylus.
CD Player: Audiocom-modified Sony X-777ES/DAS-R1 DAC.
Tape Deck: Tandberg TCD 310, fully restored and recalibrated as new, by RDE, plus upgraded with heads from the TCD-420a. Also with matching TM4 Norway microphones.
Preamps: Heavily-modified Croft Charisma-X. LDR Stereo Coffee. Power Amps: Tube Distinctions Copper Amp fitted with Tungsol KT-150s. Quad 306.
Cables & Sundries: Mark Grant HDX1 interconnects and digital coaxial cable, plus Mark Grant 6mm UP-LCOFC Van Damme speaker cable. MCRU 'Ultimate' mains leads. Lehmann clone headphone amp with vintage Koss PRO-4AAA headphones.
Tube Distinctions digital noise filter. VPI HW16.5 record cleaning machine.
Speakers: Tannoy 15MGs in Lockwood cabinets with modified crossovers. 1967 Celestion Ditton 15.
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