Funnily enough it was spinning round my head while I was typing the gag!!Originally Posted by Beechwoods
Then I went & put their previous album on, which I think was a bit better.
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Funnily enough it was spinning round my head while I was typing the gag!!
Then I went & put their previous album on, which I think was a bit better.
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I'm definitely a Nonsuch fan over Oranges & Lemons. Every track is a masterpiece imo while O&L has a few blinders but less consistency... I'll have to dig them out!
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OK so here's one of my favourites from years ago..................
What's the difference between a Knight in Shining Armour and an Unhygienic Baker?
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A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR 'DARTS INTO THE FOE'..................
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While an UNHYGIENIC BAKER 'FARTS INTO THE...................
No.........I shouldn't have mentioned it
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Here's a joke:
One day, David Beckham, Leona Lewis and Jimmy Paige were riding on a bus in Beijing.
Oh hang on, it's not a joke, it just happened...
Anyone think of a good punch-line? I'm still struggling to grasp the concept!
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Don't know about that one........
.....but I know the one about David Beckham in a taxi in London.
He & his missus have just been picked up by a cab. The driver recognises them because he'd dropped them off just down the road about an hour before.
He says, "Well Mr Beckham did you have any luck finding somewhere good to have your lunch then?"
Our hero says "errrrrrrrrrrmmmmm............tell me the name of a railway station........."
The cabby says "Kings Cross"
"No.........not that one........."
"Waterloo"
"No.........not that one........."
"St. Pancras"
"No.........not that one........."
"Victoria"
"THAT'S IT. YOU GOT IT!! YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!! THAT'S THE ONE.................
He turns to his wife "......Victoria.....where was it we went for our lunch?"
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That's ace.
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