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  1. #1191
    Join Date: Apr 2015

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    I'm Russell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Lol - and was the idiot planning on cycling on the road afterwards? I'd subject cyclists to the same rules on drink 'driving', as car drivers, as a pished cyclist is just as dangerous to have on the road as a drunk driver!

    Marco.
    Yes but being run down by a bicycle is not as hazardous as being run down by a car! If I had to choose. Still no fun.

    Russell

  2. #1192
    Join Date: Apr 2015

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    A man comes into the hardware store with his recently purchased chain saw. He tells the clerk, “Something is wrong with this chainsaw, it took me all day long to cut up a cord of wood!”. The clerk says, “Well let’s take a look at it”, and he pulls the rope and it fires up”, BRRRR! And the customer says, “What’s that noise!”

    Russell

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  4. #1194
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    Where did you dig that one up?
    'I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested'

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    Is that a Greatful Dead album?

    Russ

  6. #1196
    Join Date: Jun 2014

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    I like that!
    'I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested'

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