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  1. #1161
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    I got a lovely Rolex one Christmas, from the lesbians that live next-door.
    I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch".
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  2. #1162
    Join Date: Nov 2013

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    I'm David.

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    I spilt some domestos over my local clergyman
    Now I'm being charged with a bleach of the priest

  3. #1163
    Join Date: Jan 2009

    Location: Essex

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    I'm openingabottleofwine.

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    If vampires cast no reflection, how come their hair is always so neat and tidy?
    Barry

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    Join Date: Nov 2011

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    I'm sorted.

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  5. #1165
    Join Date: Feb 2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy S View Post
    Lol
    Regards,
    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
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    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

  6. #1166
    Join Date: Oct 2017

    Location: Ontario, Canada

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    I'm Svend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy S View Post
    Good one! Is that from an old Punch magazine? My Dad used to subscribe, so that cartoonist looks familiar.

  7. #1167
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    Quote Originally Posted by Svend N View Post
    Good one! Is that from an old Punch magazine? My Dad used to subscribe, so that cartoonist looks familiar.
    Stereo Review, June 1988 apparently?

  8. #1168
    Join Date: Oct 2017

    Location: Ontario, Canada

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    Might be the same guy...looks like a similar style to some stuff Punch put out. Funny fellow

  9. #1169
    Join Date: Apr 2015

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    I'm Russell.

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    Russell

  10. #1170
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    I'm Alan.

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    Brilliant.

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