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  1. #1011
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    I'm bob.

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  2. #1012
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    I'm Alan.

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    Sad git, why can't he choose his own music


  3. #1013
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    This is tragic in reality, but you can't help seeing the funny side ....

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-hospital.html

  4. #1014
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    One cant help but laugh when its not you or yours , but its the dangers they dont tell people. The wife had that op years ago, and it infected her internally. she got poisoned by fumes from a faulty laser gas extraction pump.

    Bet it gave the doctor a fright
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    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

  5. #1015
    Join Date: Apr 2012

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    I just stumbled across this: http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/london-stereotypes

    Pretty accurate and funny. Especially if you know London.
    It is impossible for anything digital to sound analogue, because it isn't analogue!

  6. #1016
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    I'm Anto.

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    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  7. #1017
    Join Date: Feb 2013

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    I'm Grant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddball View Post


    Think we all know him
    Regards,
    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
    .... ..... ...... ...... ................... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
    FIIO K7 BT, M11 PLUS, BTR7, KA5 - OPPO BDP-103D - PANASONIC UB450 - PANASONIC 4K ULTRA HD TV - PIXEL 6 - AVANTREE LR BLUETOOTH - 2* X600 SOUNDCORE - HEADPHONES INCLUDE, FIIO, NURAPHONES', FOCAL, OPPO, BOSE, CAMBRIDGE, BOWER & WILKINS, DEVIALET, MARSHALL, SONY, MITCHELL & JOHNSTON - 2*ZBOOK'S- MERCURY BD ROM, ROON, QOBUZ, TIDAL, PLEX, CYBERLINK, JRIVER - MULTI HDD'S -

    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

  8. #1018
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    I'm Geoff.

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    That yours Anto?
    It is impossible for anything digital to sound analogue, because it isn't analogue!

  9. #1019
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    I'm Anto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    That yours Anto?
    Cheeky!!!
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  10. #1020
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    I'm Rich.

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    One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

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