I ordered a Thesaurus online recently and received it today - only to find the book completely blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am!
Location: Northampton
Posts: 177
I'm Chris.
I ordered a Thesaurus online recently and received it today - only to find the book completely blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am!
Location: Northampton
Posts: 177
I'm Chris.
One for your little kids:
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus happy?
Ten tickles!
Good one Chris!
Another good kid’s joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
What did the fish say when he bumped his head on a concrete wall? Dam!
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Location: Northampton
Posts: 177
I'm Chris.
An old one:
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to find her poor doggy a bone
As she bent over, Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own.
Another old one and one of my all time favorites!
Did you hear about the gyaenocologist who painted his hall way through his front door letter box
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one turns to the other and said " does this taste funny? "
Turntable
Toshiba SR-370/Mission 774/Van Damme cable with MS Starline plugs/Ortofon Quintet Black
CD
Cambridge CXC transport/modified Musical Fidelity X-DAC/modified Musical Fidelity X-10 V3 tube buffer
Network Player
Cambridge NP30
Amplifier
Denon HA-500 head amp/Nakamichi CA-5E pre-amp/Chinese passive RVC/Proton AA-1150 DMC power amp
Speakers
Mordaunt Short Signifer on original factory stands
Cables
Mogami with Rean Neutrik plugs/NVA LS5
Headphones
Sennheiser HD600/Sennheiser HD650/Koss Pro4 AA
Three goldfish in a tank.
One of them says, 'Anyone know how to drive this thing?'
I was driving through the countryside the other day and saw a sign advertising a 'talking dog for sale'.
I stopped and knocked on the door - bloke answered and I said 'have you got a talking dog for sale?' he said 'yes he's in the back yard go and have a chat'. So I did.
Dog was there I said can you talk? Dog said 'yes - let me tell you about my life - I worked in Afghanistan for the US special forces who would send me into Taliban villages to gather intelligence. Then I went to the Middle East to work for the British Secret Service against ISIS. Recently I have worked for various drug squads in the UK' Wow I said fantastic.
I went back to the owner and said 'how much for the talking dog?' he replied 'a fiver'....I said 'only a fiver for a talking dog?' He said 'yes - he's a lying b@stard - he's never been out that back yard!'
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Gerry Adams will be on - Im A Celebrity You’ve Got Five Minutes To Get Out Of Here . . apparently.
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Despite her high standing in the local coven Mrs B. is still a very attractive woman and immediately responded when she saw an advert in the pet shop window - 'Available Now, Clitoris licking Frog'.
She went inside to be greeted by the shopkeeper with, 'Bonjour Madame'
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work