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  1. #1071
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    ive spent all day dipping pineapples in batter, do you think im frittering my life away?
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  2. #1072
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie123 View Post
    How many audiophiles does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just 1, but it takes over 100 to comment about how much better the original bulb is.
    Good stuff Jamie !!!
    That says so much about Hi Fi IMO
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  3. #1073
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    “Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio”

    Hunter S Thompson

  4. #1074
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    Wonder what 'Barry' smells like (in local pound shop)




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    An eastern European lady has just started as my new cleaner, she's very nice but it took her over an hour to hoover one room......turns out she's a Slovac....
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  6. #1076
    Join Date: Jan 2009

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    I'm openingabottleofwine.

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    I don't smell 'fruity' at all.

    I use Lynx 'Africa' - so if anything I smell of dusty savannah.
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  7. #1077
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    I don't smell 'fruity' at all.

    I use Lynx 'Africa' - so if anything I smell of dusty savannah.
    Bit of african pussy eh? Think its Lynx I'm using tbh.dont pay much attention, just squirt it on
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    “Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio”

    Hunter S Thompson

  10. #1080
    Join Date: Nov 2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie123 View Post
    ive spent all day dipping pineapples in batter, do you think im frittering my life away?
    Brilliant!

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