A man gets up in the morning and goes to work, as he always does. On the train, he sees a group of young women in the back all sobbing, and crying, “Johnny’s dead!”. So, he gets to his morning coffee shop, and can’t get any service, all the waitresses are in the back crying, “Johnny’s dead!”. So he skips it and goes to work. All the female employees are in the corner sobbing and crying, “Johnny’s dead!”. So the janitor came around to dump his bin, and he asked him, “who is this Johnny fellow?”, and the janitor told him, “ he was a young man who dated quite a few of the girls who work here, he really is hung like a mule!”, “They’ve got him down at the morgue, you really ought to see it!”. So, curious, he goes down to the morgue and tells the attendant, “I’m a family member of the deceased, can I have a minute alone?”. And the attendant agreed and left the room. He pulls the sheet back and sure enough, it’s the biggest jank he’s ever seen! So he takes out his pin knife and cuts it off, and rolls it up in a newspaper, thinking, “Martha has got to see this!”. So he rushes home and calls his wife, “Martha, come and see this!”, he unrolls the newspaper and his wife burst into tears, “Johnny’s Dead!”

Russell