Something odd landed on the doorstep this morning. What is it and what can it be for?
Cosmik Debris (FZ)
The mystery man came over
And he said "I'm outta sight!"
He said, for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me......
.....The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then
When the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite
And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said "You might not believe this little fella,
But it'll cure your asthma too"
Now then. This could be a stroke of genius or it could be an utter disaster. I'm not sure how it's going to turn out. But, just for fun & because I simply don't know what's going to happen next either, I'm going to keep you guessing too.
I'll post one photo a day while we work out what this mysterious 'thing' is.....answers on the back of a postcard please.
DAY ONE
Postie delivers a tube, just over 1 metre long. Postage cost: £3-ish
Any guesses?