Do U leave the toilet seat up or down?

[goraman]

I spent the longest part of my life single.
When a women came over or stayed for a while it was always "put the toilet seat down" (I fell in !)
I'd tell her No! and remember to leave it up!
If I get up in the middle of the night drunk and pee all over the toilet seat because you put it down "you're cleaning it up" and if it's down I will pee on it.

Makes as much sense to me as not looking before you sit down and falling in,so I have kept this as my only rule in the house,we leave the seat up.
It brings loads of feedback from every female guest (when they read the little sign TOILET SEAT IS TO REMAIN UP WHEN NOT IN USE.)

Today my lovely wife Nosheen brought it to my attention that other men put the seat down, seems she has been getting man training pointers from her sister or a friend.
I told here I love her very much, but I will always leave the seat up and tell who ever your feminist friend is, she can bake me some cookies!
Any other men here still the king of his Royal Thrown ?
Or am I just an Arss ?
Look before you park your arss... I fell in... give me a break.
Hey Fellow bipedal peers if you want to see where you stand,and validate your man card try getting through all of February while leaving the seat up.
Don't let her know your reason just ask her nicely to leave it up for you. It could be an eye opener.
Disclaimer I Goraman am not responsible for the murders or other mayhem,divorces ect... That may en cure from acting on this thread.
And do not forward this thread to Ophra what ever you do.

[synsei]

I put the seat down otherwise it makes the bathroom look untidy. Besides that, I have a pooch which is not averse to lapping the toilet water...

[goraman]

I put the seat down otherwise it makes the bathroom look untidy. Besides that, I have a pooch which is not averse to lapping the toilet water...

Thats a good reason ,who wants a dog with a blue tongue.
As far as making the bathroom look untidy,I didn't say not to flush.

[wiicrackpot]

I always leave mines 'UP' for the same reason as you've given, it's simply more hygienic, as a single man i hate cleaning toilets.

[goraman]

I always leave mines 'UP' for the same reason as you've given, it's simply more hygienic, as a single man i hate cleaning toilets.

Welcome brother Andy, I see the making of a mens movement here for mens rights all we need is some hippy folk singers and a cool logo.
Maybe a raised toilet seat, a lifted lid with the male symbol embolden on it.
Maybe a super secret society with a cool secret code hand shake....

LEAVE THE SEAT UP FOR THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY GUYS!!!! MAN POWER!!!

[Marco]

Lol, Jeff.... Thanks for making me think of something I've never needed to think of before!

Ours stays up (as shown in the pic below), simply out of practicality, as at the end of the day, both males and females have to lift the top lid to use the facilities!! Del's not the type either to bother her arse about such things (no pun intended)

I don't buy the 'untidy' argument either... How does that work? Maybe if you have one of those horrible modern plastic things, which look much worse up than down. If you're talking about the bottom lid, that always stays down, as it looks a bit silly otherwise.

Our bog seat is made from Zebrano wood, so it looks 'cool' up or down, and we have a proper old-fashioned toilet with a cistern and chain:





Ignore the disabled adaptor on the seat. It's an old photograph from when we were looking after Del's dad.

Marco.

[Jonboy]

up but i'm always getting moaned at

[goraman]

Andy,Marco and Jon welcome brothers your in!

[hoopsontoast]

I leave it where ever its last used, but mainly up.

[wiicrackpot]

Andy,Marco and Jon welcome brothers your in!

I leave it where ever its last used, but mainly up.

Team hug Jeff, seems more 'up' than we thought.