A neighbour you wish would move!?

[Macca]

He sounds like a real team player, Dave

Incidentally it is not beyond belief that the cat could move his glasses or even turn the cooker on. I have known them to move objects around in the past, when I was a kid we had a tom that used to take small items and hide them under the beds. My present cat in his old house used to turn the taps on in the kitchen (they were the lever sort) and the old lady would come back to find the kitchen full of steam.

[walpurgis]

I see you're all having fun then. Me, I don't like anybody, I even wish the family would move away!

(joking/partly)

[JazzBones]

I see you're all having fun then. Me, I don't like anybody, I even wish the family would move away!

(joking/partly)

A mystery bus tour is on the cards then?

[JazzBones]

So, what of Mr Bonkers, I hear you ask? He marched out with a steaming cup of hot chocolate on the night the leccy supply went down loudly proclaiming for all to hear that he had working cooking facilities and that the entire street could go take a running jump for all he cared. On top of all that he has recently begun to steal my kids toys out of our garden and letch at my 16 and 18 year old stepdaughters. When I see him next I am going to tear him a new arsehole...

He may be an alien as I swear I saw UFO action the other night

[synsei]

So, what of Mr Bonkers, I hear you ask? He marched out with a steaming cup of hot chocolate on the night the leccy supply went down loudly proclaiming for all to hear that he had working cooking facilities and that the entire street could go take a running jump for all he cared. On top of all that he has recently begun to steal my kids toys out of our garden and letch at my 16 and 18 year old stepdaughters. When I see him next I am going to tear him a new arsehole...

He may be an alien as I swear I saw UFO action the other night

If he is an alien I wish he'd fook off back to his own planet

If you are serious about the possible UFO activity I would be very interested to hear about it, either on here or via PM if you would rather. I run a UFO forum so I am interested in such stuff

[JazzBones]

If he is an alien I wish he'd fook off back to his own planet

If you are serious about the possible UFO activity I would be very interested to hear about it, either on here or via PM if you would rather. I run a UFO forum so I am interested in such stuff

Dave, I don't discount it but have never taken an active interest either not knowing where to begin. My late, very best mate in Sydney NSW was really into it even to the extent that his wife made him cancel his internet because of the time he was spending on the subject. It buggered up any future Skype video chats. But Colin, my mate, was also a very enthusiastic Ham radio operator and he would have long chats with like minded people from all over the world, Russia in particular. Now, sadly he is gone, and our long distant phone chats are no more but I'm sure he would have reconnected the internet and joined your forum, I was trying to talk his wife around and I'm sure she would dearly love to see him in his radio shed again, but thats life

[Marco]

He may be an alien as I swear I saw UFO action the other night

Nah, that was just the silhouette of Dave slipping into his Star Wars jim-jams!

Marco.

[JazzBones]

Nah, that was just the silhouette of Dave slipping into his Star Wars jim-jams!

Marco.

I thought all aliens wandered around in the nuddy nicking charity clothing bundles off door steps in the erie dead of night

[synsei]

The problem with UFO sightings and the community in general is that there is an awful lot of 'chaff' to sort through to get to the real interesting stuff. It is a constant battle having to deal with zealous believers who see UFO's everywhere as well as those who refuse to see an inch beyond their noses. I have some sympathy with the latter group because it is almost impossible for them to step outside their cosy perception of reality. Fear of the unknown can be a very powerful force.

Rather than clog up this thread I will compile a list of major sightings, all of them backed up by irrefutable evidence such as military radar plots, testimony from military personnel (including high ranking officers from all over the world) and as a taster, one John Callahan, who is a US citizen and whom used to head up the FAA accident investigation bureau. The incident he was involved in can be seen below, I'll leave it to your good selves to make up your own minds:

[archiesdad]

My (now ex) neighbour would start his motorbike(harley fuckin Davidson) in his garage at 6am to warm it up before he left for work, he wondered why I asked if he could push it down the drive first, he then complained about gravity taking rainwater from my garden into his, no mention of the water running from his into the next garden down, his wife and brat fought constantly at the top of their voices, and I could go on but fortunately they decided they were too good for our little cul d sac and traded the house to Barrett, oh how everyone in the street waved them off on moving day last month. I can sympathize
with all here.