Pet Hates........or FFS

[Macca]

When I was a kid my mam had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me...

[Macca]

Day of work, busy weekend ahead, up at 0800 to put the bins out. Need a haircut badly get down the barber for 1000 - not open until 1100 - go back at 1055 already five people queuing up! FFS that is a two hour wait! All of working age and none of them look like they even need a haircut. Does nobody have a job to go to these days?

[walpurgis]

Just buy some clippers and give yourself a No.1.

[Roy S]

Just buy some clippers and give yourself a No.1.

Works for me Geoff although I normally go for a 2 (don't want to look like too much of a yob)

[Macca]

I had a 2 once for charity - people were crossing the street to avoid me.

[Mr Kipling]

Can you get a no. 1 with a bubble-cut?

People who block supermarket entrances gasing away oblivious to the havock they're causing. Why are people so ignorant?

[Roy S]

I had a 2 once for charity - people were crossing the street to avoid me.

Do you usually let your hair grow over your face then Martin?

[Macca]

Yes I used to be a right hippy when I was younger. There is an old photo of me from sbout 1990 I look like Marylyn Manson. Without the make up obviously.

[walpurgis]

don't want to look like too much of a yob

Are you just in denial Roy?

[Roy S]

Are you just in denial Roy?

Probably (but stopped wearing DMs years ago)