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  1. #3261
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    I do like barbecues, but I'm also very lazy, so I just go to other folk's barbecues. I do like barbecued meat, I could eat it till I'm sick.

    If ever we camped, or went to bike rallies, we'd often have one. If you're having to cook outside anyway, you might as well.

    I remember on one camping trip at a site near Pooley Bridge, we got back from the pub, and decided that a midnight barby while pissed would be a great idea.
    Unfortunately the disposable grill we'd bought earlier came with flame-retardant charcoal. My mate reckoned things could be moved along a bit by pouring on some petrol freshly siphoned from his Harley.

    I don't think any of us were ready for the speed at which the fire travelled up the petrol stream to the plastic bottle he was holding, and when he jumped back in surprise, he fell backwards into the ditch. By now his hand, the bottle and the water he was sat in were all on fire.

    What happened next (or rather what didn't happen) earned us the silent treatment from his missus for the rest of the night. Instead of rushing to his aid, we quickly fumbled out our phones to record the fun. My mate's hand was fine. The real tragedy was that none of the video footage was any good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    I do like barbecues, but I'm also very lazy, so I just go to other folk's barbecues. I do like barbecued meat, I could eat it till I'm sick.

    If ever we camped, or went to bike rallies, we'd often have one. If you're having to cook outside anyway, you might as well.

    I remember on one camping trip at a site near Pooley Bridge, we got back from the pub, and decided that a midnight barby while pissed would be a great idea.
    Unfortunately the disposable grill we'd bought earlier came with flame-retardant charcoal. My mate reckoned things could be moved along a bit by pouring on some petrol freshly siphoned from his Harley.

    I don't think any of us were ready for the speed at which the fire travelled up the petrol stream to the plastic bottle he was holding, and when he jumped back in surprise, he fell backwards into the ditch. By now his hand, the bottle and the water he was sat in were all on fire.

    What happened next (or rather what didn't happen) earned us the silent treatment from his missus for the rest of the night. Instead of rushing to his aid, we quickly fumbled out our phones to record the fun. My mate's hand was fine. The real tragedy was that none of the video footage was any good
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    this sort of thing winds me up no end!
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZYX-COSMO...oAAOSw5fla~HwK

    how the fuk can it be in very good condition if the fffing cantilevers broken?? twat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macca View Post
    The British never had conscription until WW1, always an all-volunteer army. That was the difference. Although sometimes if you'd ben nicked for something it was either volunteer or go to prison. The Yanks still do that I think.
    I’m afraid not. The “Yanks”, now days want college graduates to join the army, or promise a college education as soon as you join. No more riff raff in the ranks, any misconduct will get you a dishonorable discharge. Because their numbers are small, they can be choosy. But I fear if a world war broke out, many of our young are too soft and coddled to be of any use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie123 View Post
    this sort of thing winds me up no end!
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZYX-COSMO...oAAOSw5fla~HwK

    how the fuk can it be in very good condition if the fffing cantilevers broken?? twat!
    Do you know what 'twat' means? Is this acceptable behaviour for a public forum I wonder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonky View Post
    Do you know what 'twat' means? Is this acceptable behaviour for a public forum I wonder?
    We don't have any specific rules about the language that can be used here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonky View Post
    Do you know what 'twat' means? Is this acceptable behaviour for a public forum I wonder?
    I believe it means 'cunt' if I'm not mistaken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackles View Post
    I believe it means 'cunt' if I'm not mistaken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie123 View Post
    this sort of thing winds me up no end!
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZYX-COSMO...oAAOSw5fla~HwK

    how the fuk can it be in very good condition if the fffing cantilevers broken?? twat!
    Why this...?


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    I don't ship to Watford. Anywhere else is OK though.

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