Pet Hates........or FFS

**Macca** · 09-03-2018, 18:13

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

He was in my dream too- he was checking Mrs Stallone's haemorrhoids. I asked him about my medication, and he called me a 'drug seeker'. The cheek of it! (the doctor's comments I mean, not Mrs Stallone's bum)

You don't have a doctor man, you have a vet. And I've seen your file and it just says 'Completely mad, can't do a thing with him.'

I can get anyone's records for a small fee, PM me for details. You'll be amazed.

**Pigmy Pony** · 09-03-2018, 18:18

Originally Posted by struth

taste has been bred out of many tomatos to attain universal colour. i used to grow them myself and the difference was amazing

Absolutely. We grow our own as much as possible but I find myself eating them like sweets. If everyone that can grow their own stuff did, it might send a message.

**Pigmy Pony** · 09-03-2018, 18:45

Originally Posted by Macca

You don't have a doctor man, you have a vet. And I've seen your file and it just says 'Completely mad, can't do a thing with him.'

I can get anyone's records for a small fee, PM me for details. You'll be amazed.

If you can get anyone's Frank Zappa records for a small fee, I'd be interested. I'd particularly like a copy of 'You Are What You Is'.

**Marco** · 09-03-2018, 19:10

Originally Posted by struth

How do you know what Sylvester Stallone's mother's arse cheeks look like?

'Cos he's TASTED them!

If I remember rightly, Pigmy, you found them a touch too 'gamey'?

Marco.

**Marco** · 09-03-2018, 19:14

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Plus she came to me in a dream last night.

I hope you were wearing some waterproofs.

Marco.

**Marco** · 09-03-2018, 19:18

Originally Posted by Macca

Talking fruit, local Sainsbury's sells all sort of tomatoes. I've tried them all from the most expensive vine ripened blah blah to the own brand 'basics' odd shaped efforts at a quarter the price.

Well, your penchant for 'eating odd-shaped fruits' is well known, and why last time you ending up being arrested.

Marco.

**Pigmy Pony** · 09-03-2018, 20:12

Originally Posted by Marco

'Cos he's TASTED them!

If I remember rightly, Pigmy, you found them a touch too 'gamey'?

Marco.

Yes you remember rightly. And the texture was rather like five day old Morrisons apples. I found a good smearing of barbeque sauce helped (Heinz of course, I'm not a perv).

**Macca** · 09-03-2018, 20:26

Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

If you can get anyone's Frank Zappa records for a small fee, I'd be interested. I'd particularly like a copy of 'You Are What You Is'.

Got some Zappa I would let go, not that one though. What's that awful Synclavier one called? You can have that. Only been played once.

**Pigmy Pony** · 09-03-2018, 20:54

To be honest, my Zappa records just don't get played anymore, apart from 'Hot 'Rats' and 'Overnite Sensation'. And my steadfast refusal to buy any other format but vinyl for Zappa would make attempting to complete his discography all but impossible.

If I only buy one more Zappa record, YAWYI would be it. I haven't heard it in years. Particular favourites were 'Dumb All Over' and the 'Suicide Chump' part.

If you've never seen it before, 'Overnite Sensation' and 'Apostrophe' were covered in a 'Classic Albums' series. Contributions from Ruth Underwood and Billy Bob Thornton amongst others, definitely worth a watch.

**Shovel_Knight** · 09-03-2018, 21:05

I hate it when I come home from work and there is no friggin’ water

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