One evening, someone presented themselves there with a small torch pushed up his rectum. Talk about light eminating from "where the Sun don't shine". (Yes - the torch was 'on'.)
rectum? damn near killed 'im
15-05-2017, 13:02
Marco
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Originally Posted by anthonyTD
I was going to say very enlightening!
Probably quite tame to what you were thinking!:eek:
Wot moi? You know that I'm as innocent as boy scout! :eyebrows:
Marco.
15-05-2017, 13:11
Marco
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Originally Posted by anthonyTD
Seriously though' and according to some;I have always possessed a certain Eccentricity!:eek:
No no no, darling, you heard that wrong... It was elasticity, and we won't go into the reasons why!! :lol:;)
Marco.
15-05-2017, 13:19
anthonyTD
:lol::lol::lol:
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Originally Posted by Marco
No no no, darling, you heard that wrong... It was elasticity, and we won't go into the reasons why!! :lol:;)
Marco.
15-05-2017, 14:30
walpurgis
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Originally Posted by User211
Don't - I once heard a true story about a hospital visit after some idiot put a light bulb up his girlfriend's behind.
It's the age of enlightenment! :D
(damn, just noticed Marco beat me to it with that one :rolleyes:)
15-05-2017, 15:29
anthonyTD
That was me!:D
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Originally Posted by walpurgis
It's the age of enlightenment! :D
(damn, just noticed Marco beat me to it with that one :rolleyes:)
15-05-2017, 15:41
walpurgis
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Originally Posted by anthonyTD
That was me!:D
Ah. I was 'skimming'. ;)
15-05-2017, 15:54
anthonyTD
:)
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Originally Posted by walpurgis
Ah. I was 'skimming'. ;)
15-05-2017, 18:22
User211
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Originally Posted by walpurgis
It's the age of enlightenment! :D
(damn, just noticed Marco beat me to it with that one :rolleyes:)
I don't envy the surgeon who had to sort that one out - all those pieces.:eek:
And some wonder why they are so well paid...
This thread has gone in a bit of a shit direction. Apologies:D
15-05-2017, 18:37
cyclopse
To get things back on track when Esquire did that magazine article on audiophiles they were putting an eccentric spin on it. Really enjoyed the Trentmoller tip by the way.