Go on then... what have you?
Starters for ten...
Are You A Hi-Fi Wanker?
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Go on then... what have you?
Starters for ten...
Are You A Hi-Fi Wanker?
Will giant speakers make me more attractive to women? Or men, if things are a bit quiet, and he's pretty enough
Had a long discussion with other audiophiles recently about the past, present and the future. It was a tense debate !
'WAF is for losers'.
Marco.
Who's going to own up to wearing ladies underwear then?
I'll have you know that 'they' were just boy shorts! Pink ones... :o
:eyebrows::eyebrows:
Marco.
Do cables make a difference?
Do stones or crystals, placed strategically on your amplifier and speakers improve the sound of your system?
(Actually, the thread title is probably too long to fit. :doh:)
'Most belt-drive turntables are useless toys'.
Marco.
Are electric gramophones an improvement over acoustic gramophones?
Do steel needles sound better than thorns?
What is your favourite album to play loudly 'cos you know it drives the missus up the wall? :D
'Only pee-soaked lady-boys use standmount speakers'
Marco.
What album do you play to encourage guests, who have overstayed their welcome, to leave?
(Answer: 'Phaedra' by Tangerine Dream. It works! :D)
Am I the only one who thinks everybody else has crap taste in music? :eek:
Thinking of being brave someday with the subject "MP3 is superior to Vinyl".
Pigeons, cats .....
Why is modern music so crap? :eyebrows:
Are all audiophiles just anally retentive old men with outdated views that nobody else really gives a toss about?
Is jazz just made up nonsense?
Why is my cable not enough for her?
You can only afford the best kit when you're too old to appreciate it. Discuss.
OK, who have you used the 'ignore' button on and why? Name & shame!
I discovered that my preamp mains lead was 1mm longer than my poweramp mains lead. I had Megabucks Audio Ltd trim it for me and the difference was night and day!
Is it true, you still play your 'Bay City Rollers' albums?
Adam you should not have said that, because it is true, and also inexcusable.
There is better education available today, and PC ensures that people are not as F***** U* as people of my age were with intimidation, bullying, and constant disparagement.
The technology is so powerful now that it makes what was available 50 years ago seem primitive.
So why are there so few creatively profound art music pieces being produced now, this indicated by the drastic fall in serious music consumption, and lack of commitment to high quality sound listening?
There also may be some truth in your 'old men' statement, and also Paul's; now my ears have top loss I have at last got speakers that go up to 50K flat, and the cat notices it.
'If your wife wears the trousers at home, does she choose all your other clothes, too?' or this little gem:
'Computers unquestionably attract nerdy geeks, so is that why hi-fi forums are so full of them?' ;)
Marco.
Who’s music collection is based on only what sounds good on their system?
Why is my premium ECC83 so cheap?
:lol:
Manufacturer forums: A chance to get info from the horses mouth, or a Zombie-infested, ego-stroking fiefdom?
Should Women be allowed to vote?:sofa:
Why are so many hifi forums knee deep in w*n*k*rs
Clint Eastwood-cool because he was "The Man wth no Naim"
Did your wife mistake those spare KT88's for sex toys?
Big mistake-should have let 'em cool down first :eek:
What's the best tube to stick up your arse?
Will they feel better after a good burn in?
where's my nipple cream?:eek:
BSR Macdonald turntable for sale, slightly rough. £300 firm.