Originally Posted by
walpurgis
Understanding ebay HiFi terminology
rare------ because most of them got slung in a skip for being shite
British made------ from cheap Chinese bits
untested------ you know as well as I do that it's shagged
tidy------ not quite as chewed up as the other bits I'm selling here
intergrated------ I can't spell
hi end------ was more than forty quid new
upgraded------ I've been fucking about with it
stunning------ I'm prone to exaggeration
Hi-Fi------ it makes a noise
requires minor attention------ parts no longer avaiable
genuine original------ outdated
celebrity owned------ so I'm asking a grand more than it's worth
single speaker------ where's the other one then?
bargain------ but dearer than the other dozen on offer
virtually unused------ nobody can figure out how it works
job lot------ I do house clearance
amazing------ pretty average
sort after------ I can't spell and don't know what I'm talking about
retro------ it has imitation wood on it
pre owned------ he's probably a used car dealer
amplifire------ I still can't spell
vintage------ old and knackered
you will not find better------ oh yes I will
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