What the hell is 'IMMAC'?
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What the hell is 'IMMAC'?
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Originally Posted by Mike Reed
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/body-care/im...moving-mousse/
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Nope!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
But is it now necessary, the vote seems to be agreeing they have to be controlled in some way, and if they are controlled and can't spam the forum they will leave, so QED.
S'up to you. If you want it we'll give it to you. Have a think. It might be a useful 'haven' in future ;)
Yes, the vote looks as if it's going that way. The poll closes at the end of today. I have the feeling Ashley and jc won't contribute on those terms, so IMO they're as good as gone, which is shame (although I know you won't agree).
Marco.
Hair removal cream. Maybe I should have said 'stick with waxing' or something!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Reed
Ed.
I like a man who's in touch with his feminine side ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Ed
Lily
Paddy and Mick are walking down a country lane...
They see a big cow so Paddy walks over to it, lifts up its tail and kisses it right on the arse.
"You dirty b*stard.” says Mick. "What did you do that for?"
"I've got chapped lips.” says Paddy.
"Well that's not gonna make them better!” says Mick.
"No", says Paddy, "But It'll stop me f*ckin' lickin' them!"
Marco.
Thanks, SNAPPER & ED.Quote:
Originally Posted by snapper
I used to enjoy those, but didn't realise the consequences. I'll stick to yogurt in future!
Even Stephen Fry takes the piss out of Norfolk; can't think why!
Two old Norfolk boys were watching a hearse roll slowly by. As it disappeared into the distance, one asked "Who died, then?"
" 'im in the box, I reckon", said the other.
"Yis", mused the first old boy, " driver looked orrite".
Little Johnny walks in to his parent's bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one.
His dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts: "Get out!"
A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's room, so he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran.
Johnny just looks at him and says: "Not so f*ckin funny when it's your mum, is it?"
Marco.