Put it in back garden chained up. Will be gone in morning [emoji855]
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Put it in back garden chained up. Will be gone in morning [emoji855]
That would have been a bright full moon.
Firstly, dismember it (a meat cleaver is good for chopping through the bone), then get a nice sharp paring knife and slowly tease the flesh off from the bone.
Pop the fleshy matter into a mincer, then pulp it up into a smooth, but slightly chunky consistency, and sell it to the local kebab shop as Donner meat. If it's cheap enough they won't care. Then simply incinerate the bones, skull and remainder of the carcass until it turns to powder. Flush the powder down the loo.
Worked for me the last time.
Marco.
Maybe we can compare notes sometime?
Marco.
All audiophiles who think that cables, plugs, sockets, and fuses affect sound quality, are barking mad placebophiles.
...with questionable control of their bowels.
Marco.